Fun fact: Bob Dylan is the only democratically-elected, non-hereditary monarch.

sorry for the confusion but forreal this is touching on the ceremony whereas a new Dylan is consecrated

It's been a long time since we picked a new Dylan, people have forgotten how we do it.

Is this the one where everyone chooses a piece of paper, and the one with the black dot gets stoned to death? Wait, no, that's that other thing.

lmao I’m so stealing this

don't worry, I know they didn't kill jesus

No, it's Greek: "Hey, Zeus!"

Isa is a traditional Arabic name

never would've happened if they just got stoned and listened to Dylan

Jesus killed jesus (according to the author of Mark) when he didn't deny to being king of the jews to Pilate after trashing the temple. Thats what killed him. His own fucking hubris in believing he was a messiah sent by god. Thus: Elohi elohi! Why have you forsaken me?

I blame the nails

tell that to jered kushnar

That's only because they dont live next door to each other.

Oh bless you, you haven't encountered anti-semitism yet, then.