This one hasn't heard of the cum box

I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.

Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.

I mean there's no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren't jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that's how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.

Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.

So i both agree and disagree with you.

1. Why are they keeping their old cum? That's gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.

2. TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust

There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.

It's eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?

Why not wank into a flannel?

Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it's not gross, it's more comfy, and it's arguably more environmentally friendly.

Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday

That actually makes sense.

MODS!!! BAN THIS GUY!!!!

Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they'll be someplace.

That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.

I think you're very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.

true and often have intentional rips and holes in them

OR he bleached it and is trolling fashion obsessed Poor's.

That's probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.

Maybe he got a parrot, since that's where the poop goes too.

Infants will up your "disgusting" index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn't do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮

He has kids?

I got more compliments this week on my thrifted, white, Members Only jacket than I have on anything in awhile. Multiple instances of, "Is that Members Only!?"

Hot

Jesus christ, lol

One of those comments that I don't want to upvote, but I can't downvote it either

JFC. I just secured my ticket to hell with this upvote.

Oof.

Yes, hence the need for the cum rag

Seagulls take WAY bigger shits. His head would be covered.