A brilliant Aussie comic called Brendan Burns said “he looks like the personification of hepatitis” and I hear that every time I see these headlines

You’re talking about a crescent wrench yeah? If you can’t get it to move using a thin shop rag for some traction, then it’s time to go dig up the exact fit socket, or channelocks with the cloth to avoid bite marks.

You need a computer to do a thing, ALL you want is the command prompt and thing doing.exe

Can’t hack a floppy disk remotely, it’s the OG air gap

Uhhh, pretty sure most people would consider one rape conviction a pretty goddamn big deal so it’s arguing semantics about the rest.

I still have an Iomega/Utah Jazz sweat towel and t shirt from one of their promo 3x3 street ball tournaments in a box somewhere…it really was better

Still kinda blows my mind that a ship could accelerate to 1c and still not be able to use cooling fins, aircraft on earth use it as part of the design process

We changed the name of our first shuttle from Constitution to Enterprise because of Trekkies writing in, it absolutely has an influence and we could really use more of Jean-Luc’s resolve and Sir Patrick’s kindness these days.

We got them in elementary school during an assembly about brushing and flossing

I bought it at release and was disappointed along with everyone else, although they have made significant updates over the years. Fundamentally though, it’s still punching rocks for a few bits of x resource and there’s not much beyond randomly generated planets and text based shopping with zero personality

Good hunting, Slava Ukraini

Mostly everyone is unhappy, but it is not the small green pieces of paper that are the problem. We’re watching symptoms of fascism, would be great to see a good old fashioned motorcade by a book warehouse

You can thank the 13th amendment and companies like Sysco who profit off of the now legal inmates slaves