All I can think of is a package deal where you get a strap on and a butt plug with truck nuts hanging off of it.

Something akin to "billy-goating" if I recall my highschool terminology correctly.

It's their company, so this is just an undisclosed advertisement.

Fuck, that got me.

Does that imply such a thing as a "bone in" pig rectum?

Actually never mind, some things are best left unknown.

It's like how the outside fork is the salad fork.

Lol did I just learn about mushers wax for your asshole?

Any system in the modern day that relies on one person seeing a light or else 68 people die feels like it has some corners cut somewhere.

Australia, that's actually a koala, most photos don't show them with anything for scale.

I mean there's no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren't jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that's how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.

Peg leg porn, what will they think of next? Eye patch por... oh... oh wait never mind.

His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he'd raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

Don't get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.