Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.

Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.

Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.

What a pathological freak of nature.

why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense

Looks exactly like the freak.

My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.

Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.

They trained together

Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.

Don't feed the Trollionaire

Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.

...unless its laced with poison.... just kidding.

Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

He ain’t ever carried tools to drop

Dudes going to taste all chemically and the meat will be stringy. Now he's perfectly fine for beheading and placing the head on a spike to display as the vultures pick the rotting flesh from the skull. Heck, thats an environmentally friendly way of disposing of billionaires.

He's addicted to be a spazzy piece of shit no one likes.

If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.

Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!

He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It's called a rake.

I just saw a Tesla turning in front of me today that was literally stretching, arms up and head back, while the car was turning.

I think it goes beyond fraud, he sold them on an idea that's actively making the roads more dangerous.

Helen Keller once said, "the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision," so by her expert opinion I'd say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.

I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.

It really is a dead tie between him and Trump. At least as far as my own lifetime and knowledge of the past go. And I'm not joking. I honestly believe they are the two most pathetic humans in recorded human history. Taking into account being born on 3rd base (to say the least), access to resources, influence, and how they behave regardless of those advantages. Yeah, just utterly pathetic on a level beyond what I would normally consider pathetic. We almost need a new word to describe it.

His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he'd raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

Don't get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.

He can't hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I'd be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.

All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.

Can I bet he'll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?

Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.

He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.

You called for me?

Elon Musk does look like a puppet when he flails around on stage during campaigns

The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.

That man hasn't had an honest human interaction for 30 years

Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!