Too many people were on to the truth, pizzagate was the narrative force fed to them to make them all look ridiculous.

Everyone in my neighborhood always has sooo much candy that they just want to give it away to anyone. The kids in my neighborhood go to the rich neighborhoods just a little farther south. Is 13 and 15 too old to trick or treat?

If you want to watch live sports, youre kind of forced to go back to the olden days.

No one's going to make the Tim and Eric reference? Thocks? "Thank you Cinco, for helping me with the confidence to make love to my wife again"

Oh no...

As an ohioan, the gubernatorial race is literally between a big giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Cockroaches of the sea. Delicious cockroaches.

I read a book a while back that actually had a big chunk on this sort of thing. Most people dont realize that for eons people ate the same staple, day in and day out. Very specific deffieciencies came about from what the people in the region ate.

We dont really think much about you dontcha know

You'd think I'd be able to spout off some good quote off the top of my head because ive read the guide probably 12 times, but I just can't. Maybe something about the cricket wars?

I have 20k in debt just buying a Toyota corolla. I think there is a lot of people who bought status symbols, but there are a lot of people who just need a car that isn't going to break. If I bought used and something happens that would cost me 5k, which can easily happen, Im screwed. I dont know what the answer is. A few years ago, I had a job two blocks away, now I have a job 50 min away. I have to get there somehow and its not like my job is going to be ok with me saying "I need a week off because my car broke"

Oh and as someone who worked as the guy who told you all the stuff that needed to be done at a shady dealership, they will definitely recommend whatever they can. And then its $180 and hour for labor and its .5 hours of labor to change an air filter. I couldn't cut it in that world...