I'm a cynical bastard so I think that nearly all celebrities have something hideous to hide.

But if I had to choose between wallliams and brand being rapist then I'd pick brand every single time.
I had walliams down as a paedo.

"Help, step-robotvacuum, I'm stuck under the bed!"

{in steps op badly wrapped in aluminium foil and plastic ducting}"Beep boop. 'cumming' mistress, beep boop..."

"Ooooh, thank you, step-robotvacuum. Now pull me out...Wha..what are you doing, step-robotvacuum, I said pull me out. Not push and bump in to me. Sto....ooooh, step-robotvacuum, you are naughty! Don't tell my husband."

BEEP BOOP.

{cheesy 70s porn music starts up in the background}

Now hold on, how old is she?
Does she look really realllllly young?

Sorry, I'm just not ready to accept that even one of them isn't a paedo!!!

Shill. You obviously work for Big Battery!!

I rate it at Good Dog.

Anytime 👍

Never heard of him.

That fat orange child raping bag of rancid syphilis is incapable of learning unless it's slowly described in small words and by using pictures that were made by crayons and pipe cleaners. Fucking imbecile.

Here's a tip:
It's highly unlikely that you'll successfully be able to afford to sue LG. And so that only leaves the other option...

"It's like rai-iiii-ain in your shower toilet."

You peeps do shower in the toilet, right?

PresiDunce Drumpf Shits Self, Gets Angry At The World...again.

Well if you punch them then I will kick you. How'd you like them dapples!!?!!