And you probably never will, because anything a ghost could do to haunt traffic would just get blamed on "asshole drivers"

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[–] 44 points 3 days ago (20 children)
  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 days ago* (19 children)

    Yeah but I meant an ordinary roadway in like, y'know a city full of traffic. Tolls and stoplights, potholes and cops everywhere and whatnot

    Not some zoinky one out in the boonies, cuz hauntings there are mega duh

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Isn't it crazy that haunted houses are the only houses that are haunted?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 days ago (4 children)

    Ordinary suburban houses can be haunted too

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Wouldn’t that make it a haunted house?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Mega duh, or just double super duh? ;)

    Honestly probably because lively areas don't feel "ghostly". Same reason why a house where somebody was murdered doesn't feel haunted when there's a big house party going on. Because ghosts aren't real and are a runaway imagination being scared of shadows. You could probably convince your amygdala to be scared at a big house party, but that sounds like a terrible plan.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    They're just happy to be out of traffic.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Whoa, cool username!

    Usernames that are just a single word, especially that word, are gonna be ultra rare on here one day

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Just spin up your own server!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Some of us have single-word usernames on the largest instance. 😎

    [Cue Weird Al]

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I remember slashdotters flaunting their low UIDs. :)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    I think that was a point made in the TV show Ghosts.

    (spoilers for episode 1)The main character tried to move away from a haunted house and saw ghosts everywhere. Including when she was waiting for a taxi and spoke to a woman who died in a car crash on that road, and at another point saw ww2 parachuters stuck in a tree.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    There's like tons of stories where people seeing ghastly figure at roadside while on their midnight drive, i'm pretty sure truck driver used to and probably still share stories about those.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    There was a kid on the bike on a ride home from Canada in the middle of the night, he rode right in front of the car, I swear we went through him, but he was so close and it happened so fast. Middle of the night pitch black and just a dark corn field to the left where he would be riding, the strangest possible ghost sighting I ever had

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  • [–] 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    What? Yeah you do. The Hitchhiking ghost is one of the most common tropes!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I think OP is talking about real ghosts, not those fake ones you see in media

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  • [–] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

    The Els Alfacs (Tarragona, Catalonia) road.

    As you can see in the pic, it's not the middle of nowere but a road following the coast with urbanizations around.

    During the 70s, a truck transporting propylene crashed on the camping wall, besides the road, exploding and killing 215 people.

    Since that, drivers passing through that road, claim to see human silhouettes, besides the area of the crash, like silent witness looking at the road.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Yes you do. Ghostly hitchhikers are a common story. There's even songs about them. There's also stories of ghost cars and ghost trucks.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

    Gonna have to disagree with you on that one, OP. There are plenty of supposedly haunted roadways. Please don't be pedantic and ask for sources. You can do an internet search, too.

    Edit: ESPECIALLY bridges

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    They’re still mad because now they’re in ghost traffic, too busy to haunt the living.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    There's tons of haunted roads, strange to me that you haven't heard of one!

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    [–] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

    How about hospitals? People die there every day. If ghosts exist, that’s the place where you should find them. Like, not just a few either. Nearly all of them. Can you think of another place that faces so much death that they had to build specific facilities for it.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    You hear a lot about haunted morgues, but that's of course just people projecting their icky feelings toward death: The vast majority of people don't die in the morgue. Similarly, the vast majority of people are long dead and partly preserved before they're in a graveyard. Kinda'... proves it's all BS projection.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (3 children)

    What about all the other haunted locations where only one person died? The number of corpses doesn’t seem to correlate with ghosts very well. Also, if a single dead guy is enough to make a place haunted, nearly every house should be haunted after a few centuries have passed. Guess what, there are cities where people have lived well over a thousand years. Aren’t Luxor, Beijing or Delhi super haunted by now?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Yea, there's little correlation anywhere with anything except people hearing spooky stories or assuming spooky things. Or the rare case where there is loud sub-audible noise or EMF that makes people feel uneasy, and make up the rest.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

    The human mind is a pattern-seeking engine. Even when real patterns aren’t there, imaginary ones will be detected instead. Just look at the clouds for a while, and you’ll see what I mean. This applies to images, sounds, events, just about anything really.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Sounds like a fun creative writing prompt

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Stephen King did it, more than once I think. "Riding the Bullet" comes to mind. "You Know They Got a Hell of a Band" is close. A couple gets off the highway into a town populated entirely by dead rock stars and captured people.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    And you'd think there'd be ghosts walking up and down the halls of hospitals all day long

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  • Do you work in a hospital? I don't, but I'm in and out all the time (EMS) and I think every hospital has its ghost stories. I was just doing a clinical shift as a student in the hospital last week and the nurses were all spooked about an incident that happened in the ER the night before where everyone in the ER heard a scream coming from a block of empty rooms and they all went running and no one was there, they said they went around to all the other rooms and out to the waiting room and no one had screamed.

    I'm actually rather skeptical and 99% of things have a good non ghost explanation, but there are weird things that happen and I've seen people who disappeared with no possible way to do so if they were a real human. If I was going to go all in on believing in ghosts I would guess that the reason that hospitals aren't full of ghosts is because most people are going to "leave" and go haunt somewhere they have a close emotional connection. Which would you rather, haunt some random building that you happened to die in, or haunt the house you lived in for years and feel safe in?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Y'know, when you're driving at 5mph on the freeway and your radio cuts out? That's not the DJ messing up, that's a ghost playing with the dials.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Hmmm maybe all the ghosts want to haunt somewhere less crowded so they can become famous.

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    [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    That's because ghosts don't keep their cars and they can't keep up with you if you're driving.

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    wouldnt that be a poltegeist. supernatural had an episode where it was a ghost truck that haunted a certain road.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Wonder why so many deaths still happen? /s

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Auto lobbyists got it covered

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    [–] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    It certainly doesn't help that ghosts don't exist and are simply people lying or being overly imaginative.

    Never made sense to me how people even remotely entertain the idea of ghosts. In regards to poltergeists especially, how is something that has practically no mass, since it's either invisible or barely visible, supposed to exert these forces (and resist the counter-forces) to throw shit around? What are their biomechanics? They don't have joints, muscles, tendons, ligaments, any of that shit. They are just a bit of gas, if that, somewhat orderly floating around.

    ???

    Ah, but my bad, people don't think, that's the problem.

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