And you probably never will, because anything a ghost could do to haunt traffic would just get blamed on "asshole drivers"

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[–] 44 points 3 days ago (20 children)
  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 days ago* (19 children)

    Yeah but I meant an ordinary roadway in like, y'know a city full of traffic. Tolls and stoplights, potholes and cops everywhere and whatnot

    Not some zoinky one out in the boonies, cuz hauntings there are mega duh

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Isn't it crazy that haunted houses are the only houses that are haunted?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 days ago (4 children)

    Ordinary suburban houses can be haunted too

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Wouldn’t that make it a haunted house?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Mega duh, or just double super duh? ;)

    Honestly probably because lively areas don't feel "ghostly". Same reason why a house where somebody was murdered doesn't feel haunted when there's a big house party going on. Because ghosts aren't real and are a runaway imagination being scared of shadows. You could probably convince your amygdala to be scared at a big house party, but that sounds like a terrible plan.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    They're just happy to be out of traffic.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Whoa, cool username!

    Usernames that are just a single word, especially that word, are gonna be ultra rare on here one day

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Just spin up your own server!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Some of us have single-word usernames on the largest instance. 😎

    [Cue Weird Al]

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I remember slashdotters flaunting their low UIDs. :)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    I think that was a point made in the TV show Ghosts.

    (spoilers for episode 1)The main character tried to move away from a haunted house and saw ghosts everywhere. Including when she was waiting for a taxi and spoke to a woman who died in a car crash on that road, and at another point saw ww2 parachuters stuck in a tree.

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