paint every surface in Hamburg

the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts

the city becomes a piss particle accelerator

destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city

suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated

the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell

checkmate, betrunkene Idioten