▲ 459 ▼ ANTI PEE PAINT (mander.xyz) submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 123 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago This is what I was thinking... they didn't get rid of gravity. Also, who pees on the wall, even without a coating it's going to splash at least a little. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago paint every surface in Hamburg the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts the city becomes a piss particle accelerator destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell checkmate, betrunkene Idioten permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago This is what I was thinking... they didn't get rid of gravity. Also, who pees on the wall, even without a coating it's going to splash at least a little. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago paint every surface in Hamburg the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts the city becomes a piss particle accelerator destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell checkmate, betrunkene Idioten permalink fedilink source parent
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago paint every surface in Hamburg the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts the city becomes a piss particle accelerator destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell checkmate, betrunkene Idioten permalink fedilink source parent