NOTE: This is a follow-up to this post, done just about two weeks ago: https://thelemmy.club/post/55052023

Here it is btw:

US, Haiti, Canada, Mexico, Panama, St. Kitts and Nevis, Peru / Antigua 'n' Barbuda, St. Lucia, and Cuba, Grenada, El Salvador too / Dominica, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still / Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, Jamaica, Bahamas, Brazil / Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, and Ecuador, then Trinidad and Tobago / Republic, Dominican, Suriname, Paraguay, Uruguay, Chile, Barbados

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland, and Austria's got my friend Spray / Germany, Switzerland, Türkiye, Ireland, Italy, France, the UK / Poland, Romania, Malta, Albania, Serbia, Russia, Oman / Bulgaria, Latvia, Belgium, Slovakia, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran / There's Kuwait, UAE, Yemen, Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Bahrain / the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Czechia, Portugal, Denmark, Andorra, and Spain

NEW VERSE BEGINS Montenegro, Croatia, Armenia / then Hungary, Georgia, Slovenia / Belarus, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Kosovo, Bosnia 'n' Herzegovina / Kyrgyzstan's north of Tajikistan / Turkmenistan's under Uzbekistan / Ukraine, and Estonia, North Macedonia, biggest of these guys is Kazakhstan~ / ~on with Maldives, Palau, Timor-Leste, the Marshall plus Solomon Islands, Taiwan / Singapore, Palestine, Laos, both Koreas, Samoa, and Azerbaijan NEW VERSE ENDS

India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Afghanistan, Thailand, Malaysia, Bhutan / Nepal, Indonesia, Brunei, Micronesia, then China, Japan, Vietnam / Naoero, Mongolia, Tonga, Cambodia, Kiribati, Vanuatu / Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and Papua New Guinea, then Bangladesh, and Tuvalu / São Tomé, Príncipe, Burkina Faso, Egypt, Zimbabwe, Mauritius, Botswana / Niger, Mozambique, Cabo Verde, the Gambia, Togo, Algeria, Ghana

Lesotho, Burundi, three Guineas, Djibouti, South Africa, Kenya, Gabon / Angola, Liberia, scamster Nigeria, Comoros, both the Sudans / Tanzania, Malawi, Somalia, Mali, Sierra Leone, Côte d'Ivoire / Uganda, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Chad, Cameroon, CAR / Eritrea was once Ethiopia's land, Eswatini, Rwanda, Moldova / Seychelles, Madagascar, Qatar, San Marino–

Benin, Mauritania, then Lithuania / Saudi Arabia, Greece, and Australia / Fiji, Morocco, Tunisia, both Congos / St. Vincent, the Grenadines, Vatican, Philippines / Zambia, now this song's over.

Folks, stay well!

NOTE: For Burkina Faso, I used a different pronunciation for the country's name to fit the song's stress pattern, so "burKIna FAso" was swapped for "burkiNA faSO". Since the country's native language is French, and French always puts the stress at the final syllable of a word, I thought having the stress be put this way would be a bit more respectful to the country's language, so yeah.

If you have any questions regarding this rewriting of the song, feel free to do so in this post's comment section so that I could answer them ASAP! And also, if anyone can bring this version of the song into existence, that would honestly be appreciated, as it would greatly help the spread of this version a lot.

Anyway guys, I hope you all have a great rest of your day! ;D

EDIT (9/13/2026): due to me assuming the stress placements incorrectly for both Naoero and Vanuatu, amongst some other things, parts of verse 3 and 4 were rewritten as such:

Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, / Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan / Ukraine, and Estonia, North Macedonia, biggest of these guys is Kazakhstan~ / ~on with both the Koreas, Samoa, then Palestine, Maldives, and Azerbaijan / Kiribati, Tuvalu, Naoero, Marshall plus Solomon Islands, Taiwan

India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Afghanistan, Thailand, Malaysia, Bhutan / Nepal, Indonesia, Brunei, Micronesia, then China, Japan, Vietnam / Vanuatu, Mongolia, Tonga, Cambodia, Laos, Bangladesh, Singapore / Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and Papua New Guinea, Palau, Timor-Leste, and more

The UN General Assembly has voted to adopt a map that more accurately shows the size of the continents. Only the United States voted against the measure, which projects the country as smaller than on traditional maps.

Here it is btw:

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama St Kitts and Nevis, Peru / Antigua, Barbuda, St Lucia and Cuba, Grenada, El Salvador too / Dominica, Colombia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still / Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina Jamaica, Bahamas, Brazil / Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, and Chile and then Trinidad and Tobago / Republic, Dominican, Suriname Paraguay, Uruguay, Haiti, Barbados

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Austria's got my friend Spray / Germany, Switzerland, Malta, and Ireland Italy, France, the UK / Poland, Romania, Turkey, Albania Soviet Union, Oman / Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, Hungary Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran / There's Kuwait, UAE, Yemen, Israel, Lebanon Syria, Jordan, Bahrain / The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal Denmark, Andorra, and Spain

India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Afghanistan Thailand, Malaysia, Bhutan / Nepal, Indonesia, Brunei, Micronesia then China, Japan, Vietnam / Nauru, Mongolia, Laos, and Cambodia Kiribati, and Tuvalu / Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and Papua New Guinea Then Bangladesh, Vanuatu / Sao Tome and Principe, Burkina Faso Zimbabwe, Mauritius, Botswana / Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Congo, Algeria, Ghana

Lesotho, Burundi, Malawi, Djibouti South Africa, Kenya, Niger / Angola, Nigeria, Togo, Liberia Egypt, Rwanda, Zaire / Cape Verde, Somalia, CAR, Mali Sierra Leone, Comoros / Uganda, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Ivory Coast / Madagascar, Gabon, Ethiopia, Marshall plus Solomon Islands, Maldives / Seychelles, San Marino, Qatar, and Tunisia–

Benin, Yugoslavia, Saudi Arabia, then Mauritania, far from Australia / Chad, both Koreas, Sudan, Tanzania Morocco, three Guineas, the Vatican, Fiji / St. Vincent, the Grenadines, Tonga, the Philippines / Monaco, Ecuador, Liechtenstein, Singapore Western Samoa, and Greece

NOTE: "Austria's got my friend Spray" is a reference to this guy: https://xcancel.com/Sprayovic And for the original song, here: https://youtu.be/ki_UREDxSF0 Thoughts? :D