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[–] 238 points 1 year ago (21 children)
  • Wasps not bees.
  • The wasps probably won't be able to emerge if the concrete dust sets.
  • Imagine being entombed by your parents. Born in an inescapable coffin.
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  • [–] 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Born in an inescapable coffin.

    Ah, so real life then.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes, it certainly bears semblance to my first 9 months in solitary confinement, before the hag dragged me out from her wretched womb. Curse you vile woman!

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah, never heard them called mud bees. Only ever heard them as dirt / mud daubers, and they're very obviously wasps.

    They don't hurt as much as you'd think, but you'll still feel it for a day or two

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    My grandma used to tell me they don't sting so I wouldn't freak out when one was near me. Little kid me was a gullible fool.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    They can sting, but they (anecdotally) sting less readily than some other species of wasps. I've been around them all my life and never have been stung. But, I've never intentionally messed with them. On the other hand, I've been stung by a couple other species that were far less patient with my presence in their general area.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Full of spiders.

    I hate cleaning these up because they're fucking spider piñatas. Yeah the spiders are dead by then, but just, fucking eww.

    So there are 2 on my porch that desperately need to be cleaned up, anyone?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    Bees are technically a kind of wasp.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If I am understanding the chart here correctly, bees are not a type of wasp. Bees, wasps, ants, and sawflies are all Hymenopterans, but distinct from each other.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    That graph does contain bees among wasps.

    To be specific, bees are a "Cladistically included but traditionally excluded taxa" of wasps, since they are within Apocrita.

    The common-language definition of wasp is literally "A member of Apocrita ... except bees (and ants)".
    It's the same situation as saying a chicken is a dinosaur, and why the field often uses "non-avian dinosaurs" instead for clarity.

    This wikipedia diagram from the Aculeata article is a bit more concise:

    Take now for example Stephanoidea, "a superfamily of parasitic wasps within the Apocrita". Clearly wasps, yet equally closely related to yellow-jackets and honey-bees.

    Edit: mixed up Aculeata and Aulacidae. Edit2:

    If you go further into Apoidae, even there you still find plenty more "clearly wasp" type species:

    Take Sphecidae:

    Or Philanthidae:

    All on the same level as actual bees (Anthophila).

    I think also in terms of vibes it feels right to call bees a subset of wasps.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Just wait until they build one on the back of a snail.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That snail that will kill you on touch just got an upgrade.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's a fun idea for a game. You're growing a bee colony that has evolved a symbiotic relationship with a species of snail. They feed and defend the snail, while they build the nest on the back.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago

    That's so cool. A few more hives and you can do dangerous bouldering

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's cool. Mud daubers are extremely chill and will only sting you as an absolutely last resort. They also are great at keeping the spider population down. Which I'm a little torn on because I love spiders since they eat mosquitoes, and mosquitoes can fuck off and die afaic.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    7years. Nuclear weapons by 11years.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    The bees that live there:

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Typical mud wasps, a decade late to the crocs craze.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Poor bees. That's got to be hurting them, right? Isn't concrete caustic?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Those are wasps, buddy, and it's going to get worse.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    that's some hardcore Resident Evil shit.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    if you get too close, they will poke you with tiny bee spears too

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    That’s awesome

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    another bee W

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Struggling with believing this due to the nature of wet concrete. Maybe there's not enough water in their saliva to trigger the reactions?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I call BS. All their nest here look like this because we have grey clay soil. I've actually never seen a brown nest. Doesn't help their credibility that they call them mud bees. They are the red wasps and I've known them as mud daubers.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Not knowing the name of a bug is barely evidence of anything, but otherwise I agree. I've never seen any kind of wasp nest or even dried mud period that was actually brown and not a whitish, ashy, tan to gray.

    I wanna see video of the nest attempting to be crushed to prove it's concrete. Actually scratch that. It doesn't even look like it was made by an insect; it could be concrete but was made by human hands for the bit. The holes are too perfect.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Metal bees.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    enjoy the lyme. little dumbasses, suck my dick

    - me who couldn't make a leanto in the forest because it's cold and there's bugs

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