I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: "we've been stupid for so long, we can't give up now."

Yes, even your religion.

For me i got progressively warmer. I own like 20 pair of shorts and 2 pair of pants.

You do some crazy shit when someone invades your country and just starts raping and murdering.

We need to protect these drunk drivers at all cost

I really hope someone invades to US and spread some democracy. Maybe they can do it themselves and it would be a win win.

They make new grandmas every day

Just cause was fun, but it was also a time where open worlds were new and exciting.

One day i will have someone that shops for me and then i will fuck children and live the american dream too

He wouldn't understand it.

Scan your Starbucks recipe to continue

And the rest of the country just bends over.

Disney world, now that's great. Supporting Disney is the way to go.