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[–] 60 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sea World is like if aliens confined a human to an office cubicle and called it "City World"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    is that an option? what kind of benefits package does it come with? how are the hours and responsibilities?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Sad part is this such and old photo. But it’s still a huge problem

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Idk if the picture is as old as the saturation makes it look, the SUV at the intersection behind changes the perspective some

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I could buy that it's 2005ish

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hell that might be a 2005ish Chevy Trailblazer in the background:

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What world? It is Pool Place.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    The abused animals are from the sea.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    For once, a sign could do with more quotation marks.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The fact that you drive to Seaworld should tell you all you need to know.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Mitch Hedberg? Is that you?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    First time I went to disney world I was 15. I'm 43 and have been there countless times. Not once I went to sea world. At 15 I already knew going there was an asshole move. The type of people that supports sea world is the same that would fight for the right to not use a mask during the pandemic

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    See what it pool world sea? Is world

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Half a dozen better communities for this but sure, let's dump it in memes.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Feel free to tell everyone how this is a meme. Without the bullshit excuse that everything is a meme. Other communities experience lack of content because people like you are lazy and just dump anything into one place.

    It helps your case that no one in this community gives a damn and just like reddit you get your little dopamine fix from getting upvoted for whatever the hell you posted.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Why would this not be a meme? Because it doesn't use one of the lazy default templates or the default font?

    Stick the same text in impact font over an aerial photo of seaworld and even you would accept it as a meme.

    This is just as much of a meme as any other one.

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