Working in a pizza shop:

Dough was made the day before for tomorrow.

Dough made in the morning could be ready for the evening if it was real busy.

smells like future sunflowers in here

Americans only like cops if they are brutalizing minorities or striking workers.

Yes.

No.

But this is.

ding ding ding

Humans generally don’t mind guardrails and the like when they trust the people enacting them.

We’ve never really trusted the PO-lice in the USA, some have enthusiastically but many have never

You can get a creame for that

Would hate to spoil that for anyone

My son was born in December,if I’d had this I’d have kept that little shit in there another month so I could have waddled around in this.

Thank you for standing up for me.

Thank you for creating soap label content, but where is the soap?

I pressed the button all by myself!