I wonder if I should contact my doctor.
It's been over 48 hours by this point.
I wonder if I should contact my doctor.
It's been over 48 hours by this point.
Election day 2026: The gift that keeps on giving.
Mississippi and Alaska still counting for the Senate too
It was a gripping race, but in the end you have to hand it to her opponent.
What theater! A stroke of fortune she’s gone
I wouldn't be surprised if she goes down soon.
I helped with that, and now I’m moving out of her district on Monday 😁
Now I'm wondering of its legal to sublet an apartment in a swing state, to someone in a state that doesn't need their vote, so that they can help push it over the edge.
I checked and it varies from state to state, but you only have to have an address for a month in some States too be able to vote there, and if you have two addresses, you get to pick which you want to vote for.
So basically, 2 months before an election, I could subtlet my apartment to someone for like, $1, they wouldn't even have to move or visit or anything. They update their voter registry, and once their ballot arrives, I can mail it to then to fill out and sign. They can then mail it in from there, or mail it back to me and I'll drop it off.
As far as I can tell, there are no reasons why this wouldn't work
I did my part - You're welcome. FWIW - it hasn't been called yet. Trashbert gained some over the last day to close the gap somewhat, but the last drop of results erased a bit of those gains. It's now looking unlikely she can make up much more. We're hearing that while Republican turn out was normal, they voted for other Rs on the ballot, but just didn't vote for any candidate for CO4. If this seat goes to the Dem, don't expect it to hold - this is CO's "most solid, safe Red district". Bobo relocated here when she barely held her seat in the last election in another red district. She didn't fundraise and Eileen Laubacher fundraised a huge amount in comparison (13:1).🤞 for good news tomorrow.
I did, too! I had no idea on election day that I'd be possible to flip her seat. Yesterday I found this cool graph showing how each county shifted compared to 2024 
Seeing Douglas Count go blue is something I never expected. And Colorado Springs too!
I'll never understand why the USA takes months and months to build up to an election and weeks to count the results afterwards. Other countries take a few weeks for the campaign and have the whole thing counted within a day of the polls closing.
While I won't argue that US election campaigns are long, the counting afterwards has a good explanation. The two big factors that make counting votes so complex is we have 50 versions of elections, and we bote for everything at once.
I've heard that French presidential campaigns take like one night but if I recall correctly the only thing being voted on is the presidential candidate. This makes hand sifting of the ballot into piles extremely easy and then a machine or person can just count them.
In the US you vote for a whole slew of things all at once. Proposed changes to state law through propositions, your house representative, your governor, you STATE representative, senator, STATE senator, sheriff, university head, city council, and on and on and on. So tabulating all these is a bit more complicated.
Then you have the 50 different systems. So Mississippi is going to take a while, that's because they allow for absentee mail in ballots to come in 5 days late and if a voter on election day didn't have proper ID they have 5 days to shoe proper ID and then vote. This guarantees it is going to take long after voting day to get results.
weeks
Are you ok? Have you maybe experienced an episode of sorts that distorts your perception of time? It's been 2 fucking days.
It's because it's a money making machine for the media for the lead up. Counting the votes is for when it's close and/or corrupt states.
Damn media making it take a few days for mail in ballots to arrive
Easy fix, already used in other countries: start mailing sooner so they arrive before the election day.
Ridiculous answer. So "the media" wrote the constitution and invented the concept of a presidential system now?
She'll have lots of time to fondle men at children's musical theatre now.
So glad not to have this xtianist representing any part of Colorado:
The church is supposed to direct the government
Um, no. Fuck you. That's not at all the way it's supposed to work. These people have zero idea of what freedom even means.
Idiocy about "Fauci Ouchie"....ugh.
"try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!"
Isn't she the lady who got caught giving a handjob to a guy at a musical?
I thought it was a bowling alley? Or different person? Or same person and different time?
I think her ex was the bowling alley creep, she was the Beetlejuice musical hand jobber.
Oh... Seems like she just didn't get caught the first time now that I am refreshing my memory. So two times.
You really need to just like, I dunno, Google this before opening your mouth.
Her husband exposed himself to teenagers at a bowling alley. She got caught giving that same guy a handjob during a performance of Beetlejuice.
I think it was her hubby, ex hubby that had flashed young girls at the bowling alley. But I'm not an expert and I'm in Australia. Your politics has stained the whole world for the last ten years. I know Americans are sick of it all, the rest of the world is tired of it too. Great result recently though. Here's hoping things will get a lot lot better.
was she too busy doing public handies in front of children to fully focus on running?
At least she has her pornography career to fall back on

I’d sniff those GILF bed farts.
Just because you have a right to free speech doesn’t mean you should have said that.
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t crawl between her and MTG if they were in your bed.
NGL me too
Maybe she'll move to another different district to run again since she's now lost 2
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