A hand job is still a job

So that's why Bob Ross called them happy little trees

Coincidence that Trump just did this for Mar A Lago as well?

It's it dangerously close if it was intentional?

Looks like a zested watermelon 😃

That scene from "A Christmas Story"

Unless the US gets back to the pre-1980 tax policies (among many other factors), it's going to become even harder to reach.

Kid doesn't even know how to read...

Human Intelligence Slop... The absolute worst, amiright?

That cat needs to stay away from the fireplace

Think of the shareholders

Typical moment when you take the first bite and immediately the waiter appears out of nowhere to ask how everything is.