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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (8 children)

    IANAL. I'm also not a lawyer.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    I'm never gonna find my lawyer, dang

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    Christmas I think, it was from a distance

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

    I am sorry to break it to you but a lawyer that has been on their own for so many months… at best they found a new family.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Wait, what do you mean "at best"? Nothing happened, right?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Most of them are bred in captivity to serve a network of rich people, they aren’t really equiped to survive the lack of structure and (im)moral lawlessness of living on the street.

    Then there are also dangerous mafioso out there luring them in with false sense security. The same mafiosos may also hunt them if they refuse what is demanded of them.

    We need more safe spaces for independent lawyers.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    offices of garfield garfield and garfield protecting quantum street artists since 2077

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  • thank you for creating freedom content!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating soap label content, but where is the soap?

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    Thank you for providing directions

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    Did you really create this content?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    did someone mention large cash cheques?

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    Thank you for a beautiful mind map!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Thank you for creating corrugated content!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    thanks for the unsatirical free legal advice!

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