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Sea World (lemmy.world)
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[–] 60 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sea World is like if aliens confined a human to an office cubicle and called it "City World"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    is that an option? what kind of benefits package does it come with? how are the hours and responsibilities?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

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