that's why you have sober balloons in the trunk

Thanks mate!

When you look at consumption rates it makes sense. Wisconsin is a powerhouse of drinking.

I’ll tell the IRS to screw off. I’ll hit a lawyers car for fun. I will not fuck with the tavern league of Wisconsin.

Or maybe she's one of those dimwits who likes to annoy judges by asking them if they are following maritime or common law, and assert that the court doesn't have jurisdiction over them, and that they're not travelling, and that nobody was personally harmed...

It's impressive just how careful judges tend to be with these nutcases, which I suppose is because it's so far outside the rules of court, that they tend to play too safe and end up vindicating the whole clown show...

It never pretended to be a sweet scene. It's basically just saying that wisconsinites are alcoholics.

That's because they didn't include the part where she lands flat on her ass laughing when she realizes "this isn't even MY CAR you guys!"

Why not? Not a single person drove drunk that day

Tow trucks dont have to. If they cant tow it on a free axle, they'll just use dollys.

No not specifically for a bunch of alcoholics to move a car under human power.

But yes most cars do have that.

She was a serial drunk driver and parked in the wrong spot before going and getting drunk without and way of getting home. She probably got drunk before going out and had somebody else blow in the breathalyzer for her, maybe her kids, we don't know for sure.

Clearly she isn't responsible to handle this weapon, she is going to kill somebody.

We need to protect these drunk drivers at all cost