What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.

Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?

"You're the problem for making me horny" is giving Count Frollo energy.

Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.

Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless

Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing

Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh

If it's causing you "indecent thoughts" it's because you're gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don't touch.

As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don't look like women.

I don't know if this is disingenuous "reasoning" or, an honest position.

Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren't just trolls, like the way Birds Aren't Real folks ARE trolls, I've had trouble sussing out what's real and what's just bullshit "reasoning" to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.

I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, "a man" was defined as "wears a mustache and has a big hat" - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?

Funny how culture thinks it's the first and last word of a definition

So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.

It's okay, just say "no homo" after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

Yeah, you're gay mate. You just aren't into bears...

Reminds me of that guy who was deported because he was too hot and turning all the guys gay

It's almost like it's normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!

As the old disco song says, "Ain't no closet big enough!" for this preacher

I'm gonna come right out and say it:

A beard with no moustache looks weird.

Add another panel where they're making out

He must be a fan of the popular Australian band 'The Beards' and their popular ditty: "If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've got two mums" and other excellent beard related songs.

Old mate probably just got lost in translation.

That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.

Need further information.

What do mustaches do?

Asking for a friend.....

Women with beards are hot to straight women.

It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.

The teacher doth protest too much...

Religion is the worst idea, ever.

HA gaaaay!

Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn't should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one "tempting" by just being there.

So these people that hear this shit don't think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.

Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I'm going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?

Or if being gay is a choice, why don't more people who don't have a problem with it make that choice?

What's the Arabic translation for "You can't have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home"?

This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard.... YIKES!!!!!

Guess he's never been turned on by a woman with facial hair. Fuckin pleb

This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.

Y'all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I've encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don't have a beard.

Coincidence?

I feel like he needs that to be the case...

Jake Paul is going through phase

Men without mustaches cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.

What about if you don't got a chin like homie in the picture??

Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.

>MailOnline

Be better than posting this rag.

Check out memri tv on YT, for a 'the best of' selection of religious morons.