I'm choosing to ignore the personality disorder and view this as the cute anime girl move that it is.

Edit: Thought about it a bit, the personality disorder actually makes it more of an anime character move.

I definitely jab at AI relentlessly about his criminal record from stealing cars.

I've worked in kitchens before, but I don't think I'd compare it to the chaos of an ER.

Somehow I got The Pitt mixed up with The Bear and did grueling mental gymnastics for too long trying to figure out how any of this is possible.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Funded and managed by the Republican Unified Bureau of Economics

Just the genital check Republicans demanded.

I'm more surprised there aren't any states where the official way to vote is to shoot the bubble next to your chosen candidate. But I suppose the number of counted ballots would be like 5 for the entire state.

If they could arrange for Jared Kushner to take a one way tour to a Russian refinery, they could eliminate a pretty big share of global corruption.

That's also better than Dubai chocolate.

I haven't even had it yet. I'm pretty sure every example I've seen of it personally is just chocolate with pistachio and some generic wafer in it rather than actual kataifi.

I unironically like the original name more. It has a nice Bob's Burgers vibe to it.

I'm sold, Kojima for a modern military industrial complex reboot of the Addams family.