submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet
She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh
submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet
She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh
Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.
The goal isn't what you assume it is. You're projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.
My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that's less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.
I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?
He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”
Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.
But was he sending unsolicited dick pics or just saying hi? Because if it was the first one I got some news for you, and that news would be about him not being a good guy just because you didn’t have any problems.
If he was just saying hi…why did you respond to a comment about specifically unsolicited dick pics?
So often the real thing is other men don't know how objectifying and creepy their womanizing friends are, because they aren’t the target. They don't see the behavior, often because they don't want to, so its easy to ignore.
That was the perfect question to clarify the divide between okay or not, I can’t recall if they were unsolicited or not with certainty. I’m pretty sure they were not because I would’ve been upset and confronted him and I would probably remember the tension of the moment.
I’m almost sure these were people he initiated conversation with already, with a, “damn girl you look good” type of thing.
Ah yes, the good old spamming technique.
This makes me think of womanizing Boomhauer from King of the Hill. His "secret" is to just hit on basically every single woman he sees, lol...
I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.
I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes "Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one."
Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”
Romance is dead.
this would not work
You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It's not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.
Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back
Wait, wait wait!
You can't just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper
Guide to picking up smart chicks:
X Show dick pics
✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests
What a shame, when there's so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to "her bioreactor" or "engaging in heat dissipation"...
Talk about low hanging fruit...
Her vocabulary is intimidating.
The only thing intimidating was saponification, which was the point of dropping that word. Otherwise the rest was mundane.
No, saponification sounds like it's tasty.
Mmm....
Unless you know that sapo- means relating to soap. As in sapone / savon / săpun / σάπων / сапун / صَابُون / صابون
So judgy! Maybe the bro can't pronounce saponification because he's only seen it written down!
/s
Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic...
Best I can do is a dik-dik

What is this thing I have never seen
It's an unsolicited dik Pic.

Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)
This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.
Check your inbox ;)
I got rick rolled 😭
Yes, I am very smart.
Your response should be "it appears you neglect application of saponification products during hygiene". With a "🤢" for added punctuation.
Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one's moral awareness.
Also its closer to 4 billion years.
That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.
Best response I've seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.
That said, the unsolicited dick pics I've received have been more of a frustration because I stopped responding. In that scenario they want a reaction, any reaction.
Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?
Dick pics are cringe tho.
Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?
I know it is quite common to ask in gay dating apps. Many people in there have a full set of naked photos that they send out to others on request.
I'm not so sure about women.
I have a friend who solicits deck pics in her dating apps. Unfortunately the only men I meet who meet my standards for dating her end up being either gay or super gay.
Which TCG does she prefer to get Deck pics of?
I've got a killer red/blue mtg deck she might be interested in seeing.
more like these but i like the way you think. how gay are you?
OMG that's gorgeous, though kinda... short? Well, if it gets the job done 👍.
It's not in how much square footage it covers, it's in how much meat you can grill in one weekend
Edit wait fuck that wasn't supposed to be an entendre you and your dirty minds are banned you are all banned I say
Presumably, like spam, one would guess that it works sufficiently often to make it worth the attempt? 🤢🙃😅
I would guess that, for the people sending them unsolicited, it's like the fastest way to get a smash/pass answer. It's saying "I want to sex you, here's what I got," in two seconds rather than the colossal effort to type out two complete sentences. There's also some unique psychology learning/behavior math that makes the stimulus (dick pic in this case) and its lower successes more likely to continue.
Spam is just corporate dick pics and should be just as illegal.
I remember a news story about a woman who was collecting dick pics. She worked for some dating app I believe and had to review reported messages.
She had about 30 000. So it might be solicited to her.
I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.
I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.
88 comments, 888 updoots, cool numbers.
I recognise this image from a ways back. Do guys still do the unsolicited dick pic thing? It's practically a meme how stupid it is and how it doesn't work.
It's still a thing, but i'm honestly not sure how common it is or was. So many girls on tinder told me that they get sent dick pics all the time. When i asked them how people send pictures on tinder, i got deleted.
The lady in this post just really wants to talk about how incredibly smart she is and how dumb men are. Not saying she never got a dick pick, but that wasn't really the point.
When this happen, reply with “yours”
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