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[–] 89 points 7 months ago (5 children)

submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh

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    [–] 70 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

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  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    The goal isn't what you assume it is. You're projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

    My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that's less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

    He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

    Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    But was he sending unsolicited dick pics or just saying hi? Because if it was the first one I got some news for you, and that news would be about him not being a good guy just because you didn’t have any problems.

    If he was just saying hi…why did you respond to a comment about specifically unsolicited dick pics?

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    So often the real thing is other men don't know how objectifying and creepy their womanizing friends are, because they aren’t the target. They don't see the behavior, often because they don't want to, so its easy to ignore.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    This is where I just don’t get it. Like, as a hevaily privileged dude, I just don’t see how you can watch something like this and not go “wow, that was wildly inappropriate.”

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    That was the perfect question to clarify the divide between okay or not, I can’t recall if they were unsolicited or not with certainty. I’m pretty sure they were not because I would’ve been upset and confronted him and I would probably remember the tension of the moment.

    I’m almost sure these were people he initiated conversation with already, with a, “damn girl you look good” type of thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

    I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes "Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one."

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, wait wait!

    You can't just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago
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    [–] 11 points 7 months ago*

    Guide to picking up smart chicks:

    X Show dick pics

    ✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    What a shame, when there's so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to "her bioreactor" or "engaging in heat dissipation"...

    Talk about low hanging fruit...

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Her vocabulary is intimidating.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    The only thing intimidating was saponification, which was the point of dropping that word. Otherwise the rest was mundane.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    No, saponification sounds like it's tasty.

    Mmm....

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    Unless you know that sapo- means relating to soap. As in sapone / savon / săpun / σάπων / сапун / صَابُون / صابون

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    So judgy! Maybe the bro can't pronounce saponification because he's only seen it written down!

    /s

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic...

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    a photo of two cute ducks happily eating birdseed next to a pool

    Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

    This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    Your response should be "it appears you neglect application of saponification products during hygiene". With a "🤢" for added punctuation.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one's moral awareness.

    Also its closer to 4 billion years.

    That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Best response I've seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago
    1. Screenshot it in case they keep harassing you
    2. Report them for sexual harassment
    3. Block them (or ignore if the app you're using has that instead so they won't know you did anything)

    That said, the unsolicited dick pics I've received have been more of a frustration because I stopped responding. In that scenario they want a reaction, any reaction.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?

    Dick pics are cringe tho.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Your application has been rejected for insufficient intelligence.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I have a friend who solicits deck pics in her dating apps. Unfortunately the only men I meet who meet my standards for dating her end up being either gay or super gay.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Which TCG does she prefer to get Deck pics of?

    I've got a killer red/blue mtg deck she might be interested in seeing.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    more like these but i like the way you think. how gay are you?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    OMG that's gorgeous, though kinda... short? Well, if it gets the job done 👍.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Presumably, like spam, one would guess that it works sufficiently often to make it worth the attempt? 🤢🙃😅

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I would guess that, for the people sending them unsolicited, it's like the fastest way to get a smash/pass answer. It's saying "I want to sex you, here's what I got," in two seconds rather than the colossal effort to type out two complete sentences. There's also some unique psychology learning/behavior math that makes the stimulus (dick pic in this case) and its lower successes more likely to continue.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.

    I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    88 comments, 888 updoots, cool numbers.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I recognise this image from a ways back. Do guys still do the unsolicited dick pic thing? It's practically a meme how stupid it is and how it doesn't work.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    It's still a thing, but i'm honestly not sure how common it is or was. So many girls on tinder told me that they get sent dick pics all the time. When i asked them how people send pictures on tinder, i got deleted.

    The lady in this post just really wants to talk about how incredibly smart she is and how dumb men are. Not saying she never got a dick pick, but that wasn't really the point.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    *consciousness. Conscience is a different thing.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    When this happen, reply with “yours”

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