Cats are liquid!

We'll need some audio to say

I may be misjudging what's going on here but to me it seems like he's saying that he has other priorities and this is likely a non trivial issue to solve.

Unless you are willing to hire a skilled developer who is familiar with the codebase I doubt somebody will implement this just out of sheer kindness.

Something something Frankenstein was the scientist's name

Depending on which country you are from this comment works sarcastically or sincerely.

This the kind of shit I'm here for.

Schroedinger's fart

Since you specifically mentioned wordpress.com I have to mention wordpress.org

I think Frostpunk is a bit like this

You could use budgeting software, like ynab.com it also uses the envelope system and supports linking your bank account

Probably nothing, lol. I'm already on one of the most blocked and disliked instances and still here after almost 6 years.