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In Soviet Russia, fart rips YOU!

Is this still a relevant meme? Sorry, I'm old.

Once you hit 40 stop doing that otherwise there's a very high risk you shit yourself. Especially after alcohol and/or coffee

If you've had a fissure in the past then enough violent farts could reopen it. Also if you're taking anything that makes you more prone to tearing (certain medications usually) there's a risk.

If neither of those apply to you then you should be fine.

No but you'll inadvertently release the T-Virus, Dr. Wesker

Seriously speaking, sometimes its fun to let it rip forcefully but you should probably allow to escape naturally to avoid aforementioned torn bungholes.

Having acknowledged that, 10/10 thread - your prose is rythmically pleasing and we coupd all always do with a poop chuckle

Get yourself one of these

Careful or you'll blow an o-ring!

I imagine if you have enough fiber, you're fine. I could definitely see issues if you already have low fiber issues and then go to rip a huge one, it could feel unpleasant. I've spent approximately zero minutes in medical school, but I imagine it's like stomach ulcers and spicy food. It won't give you the problem, but it can aggravate an already existing problem.

You're the doctor here, Dr. Wesker. You tell us!

You make them sound adorable when you call them "farties"

In my house we call em flappers

(But also im pretty sure the answer is no?)

As the self-proclaimed world champion farter, my answer is no. However if you live in a small house of appartment, you may want to open a window or two to avoid damage to non-reinforced windows and don't have any lit candles in the house.

Why no candles? let me show you. "Natural Gas indeed.

Really gotta be careful, I've shit myself doing that.