Gary's head tits were still perky.

Same raccoon friends, same.

Was reminded of that truth this weekend when I found someone used all black for the neutrals, hots, and decided to also wrap the ground in black inside the junction box.

Luckily just a couple DIY light switchs and a dead wire. But that was fun trying to figure out which one was spicy.

Rules for thee

I'm comfortable with my awkward form. But it's disturbing seeing yourself out of the corner of your eye well trying to scan groceries.

Exactly! More proof I didn't read the article or watch the movie.

I have business being here. I just saw the word Cocaine and thought it was a party.

I could really do without the random math quizzes everyday at 6am.

"Hey dad, when I'm your age how old will you be? Ok how old will my sister be? Will papa be alive and how old will he be?"

My responses: "I'll probably be dead. She'll be 4 years older than you. Papa might not make it another year because he eats like garbage has diabetes and heart issues."

"Will I get diabetes?"

"Dude I just want to finish making this coffee."

"What's the biggest number?"

"Jesus Christ"

Reading the title I thought Hugh Jackman offered him cocaine.

We had our computer in the corner of the living room on an ancient sewing table and a very uncomfortable wooden chair. The tower sat directly on the brown shag carpet.

My mom would watch detective TV shows and chain smoke. Well I tried to play Encarta MindMaze through the hazy air. So it was not that far off from a Chinese Internet cafe.

But the movie is "Melania" directed by Brett Ratner. 😈

All TV's will be streaming liberal episodes of Seasame Street and Arthur the episode "Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone" on repeat.

All books in the library will be replaced with previously banned books like To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Beloved, All Boys Aren't Blue, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

Fine fine, let's just watch this movie instead.