Substitute Torture (2026-11-04) : pbf@discuss.online

I mean he didn't specify the kind of "break" so the Substitute Torture Demon snapping his neck and ripping his head off could count as "giving them a break."

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[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 days ago

That damn Monkey's Paw effect gets ya every time.

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fine fine, let's just watch this movie instead.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Hell has these, too.

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

But the movie is "Melania" directed by Brett Ratner. 😈

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[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That brings back memories of the whole class looking at me whenever the VCR didn't work. Should have known I'd go into IT at that point.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

I'm imaging you either just turning it on and then off again, checking the SCART or RCA cables, or strolling up to the TV in a leather jacket and whacking it deftly from the side whilst saying Aaaaaaayyyy!

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