I just took a dump for the glory of the empire

I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!

I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Emailed an adjuster about a duplicate bill... For the glory of the empire...

Oh god, my poor wife. I'm so fucking boring

I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!

..wait, this is how it started last time...

I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Declined work meeting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Heard my dad has liver cancer for the glory of the empire!

I scrolled Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!

I browsed Lemmy for the glory of the Empire!

I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Updated my homelab server FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

sip tea for the glory of the Empire!

might be the most British statement ever.

Commented on a meme while sitting on the toilet for the glory of the empire

I took a nap. For the glory of the empire of course!

Masturbate FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Cooked pasta with tomato sauce for the glory of the empire!

I protested for the glory of the empire?

Dunno about that tbh

I cupped my nuts while reading this meme for the glory of the empire.

poo poo potty FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!

Hmmmm. This is more bri'ish than klingon

I got on the Stockholm metro to commute home....

...for the glory of the empire!

I made a cup of tea, for the Glory of the Empire!

I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Tidied the kitchen FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I groomed my horse... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Got a colonscopy, like 30 minutes ago, for the glory......... of the empire

I farted extremely hard FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Made a panini for the glory of the empire!

Edit; panini tax

I took a shit for the glory of the empire!

I cooked, served, and ate dinner... for the glory of the empire!

Just farted in the metro for the glory of the empire!

Clicked on this post for the glory of the empire!

Set up a bird feeder with a built in camera, for the glory of the empire!

Ate a malt vinegar and sea salt potato chip, for the glory of the Empire!

I sat in a chair waiting at the dentist for the glory of the empire

I shared a meme FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Went on a run, for the glory of the empire!

I just fingered my ear for the glory of the empire!

I blocked some shitheads on this platform FOR THE EMPIRE

I doom scrolled on Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!!

Ate some Ben & Jerry's FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

took a shit for the glory of the empire!

I woke up for the glory of the empire!

I posted this image FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

drove to my therapist, for the glory of the empire!

Scratched an itch between my tits FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Set SyncThing to run on startup for the glory of the empire

I commanded my robot slave to vacuum the living room for the glory of the empire!

I just ate instant ramen for the glory of the empire

Elected a socialist for the mayor of Los Angeles for the glory of the Empire!

Ate a salad, for the glory of the empire!

Unsuccessfully tried to get the baby to sleep in the pram,, by walking them for an hour, in the cold, foggy November air, for the glory of the Empire!

Opened my IDE for the glory of the empire!

RIPPED BONG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Pooped FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Had a work meeting with a security engineer. For the glory of the empire!

I bought groceries for the glory of the empire!

Drank whisky, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Devoured eggs, toast, and coffee for the glory of the empire!

I sipped on my coffee, for the glory of the empire!

Ooh, did it again, for the glory of the empire!

Went to bed early hoping to catch some extra sleep but ended up just browsing Lemmy from bed for two and a half hours FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I changed the litter box - for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took a picture of a scarf for the glory of the Empire!