I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!

..wait, this is how it started last time...

I’m a millennial and I think by the time I reach retirement age all our pension funds will have dried up.

If he already has one then maybe an alternative would be fun, like a Libre Sweet Potato or an Odroid or something? They're a little more affordable.

Wait, so the capitalist class will tend to serve the public the lowest quality slop they can get away with charging sky high prices for? This is surprising news to me. Amazing.

Carpet ride indeed

Full Santa

WD40? And marbles are cheap, I’m sure you could 3D print the casing.

How about a zip gun selfie stick that auto uploads a picture when you pull the suicide trigger? Also a long and winding instruction manual for ending it all, and a 20 point listicle about why you should.

You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.

Happy cake day!

Joining local, small scale gatherings without the explicit goal of getting a date does a few things. For one it makes you more sociable which will help you be attractive in the long run. For another it helps you meet people. For a third, you’ll have fun doing it. All those things develop you as a person which in the long run improve your odds of happiness, and it’s much easier to date a happy, well developed, sociable person than a miserable incel. And you’ll do it without Silicon Valley’s perverse incentives!

That young man’s outfit is fucking awesome

Man here. First, you do you ladies, also, I hate it when other men speak for my preferences.

edit: Apologies, didn’t know only women are allowed to post here. I was ignorant, this will be my last comment here.