I have failed the empire for the glory of the empire

hell yeah, looks tasty!

I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this

I drove home from work FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Sadly no

Poop on the knife, stab it anywhere I can reach when it is inevitably near the hut trying to get me. Repeat until infection does its work.

At this point even if EA started miraculously making good games I wouldnt be buying them. Fuck kushner and fuck the saudis

The pub trivia I go to on occasion is very chill. It starts at 7 and usually wraps by 8:30 at the latest and I typically have 1-2 beers the whole night. I get up for work at 5 and this still works out pretty nicely

Fuck the haters man, we can still enjoy the win

Look I get where you're coming from but when it comes to dogs, we already have billions of them and they need homes. They cant just all be let loose, it's not feasible. The time to stop the problem was thousands of years ago, so it's too fucking late. Do your fucking part and adopt a shelter dog.

I believe it is a "century egg" and despite the shocking appearance I have heard they are quite tasty. Basically eggs that are preserved with an alkaline substance.

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