Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
post
As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture... I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
Emotional support weenis. 😌
Loose elbow skin?
I thought it was a dance
*Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering
In retrospect I think Al was just always constipated, the only time in my life that I would’ve turned down sex with Katy Segal is when I hadn’t shit for 10 days(lots of opiates after surgery). I’d have paid for a toilet to go to college by the end of it if it meant I could shit
Lol it's extra funny how he both did that joke but also was very careful to make it clear he wasn't really putting his hand anywhere near his cock.
Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.
I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
It does not hurt haha
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
Why would you do that‽ 😬😂
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it's boredom.
I'm intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
Being locally cold doesn't make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It's a response to your core body temp primarily.
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno... Hopefully that wasn't offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y'know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It's not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn't painful.
Don't worry about being offensive, I genuinely can't think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls.... Eeeek!
Thank you for sharing and that's good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.
I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it's too late. For some reason, I didn't even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.
Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn't be this comm if everyone didn't talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.
I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody's balls*
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh... 🤨 stop.
Built in stress toy
Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
For me, it's like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
girlcock
Band name
It's a pretty common nickname for what it is
True but also it would be a great name for a punk band specifically
All trans girl punk band IMO
I also think it could work as an all cis boy act if they were aggressively and overtly feminist and lgbtq+ supportive with their lyrics and/or behavior
Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?
VERY NSFW ONLYFANS LINK you have outed me as one who looks at naked women on the internet, here ya go: https://onlyfans.com/zoealoneathomeofficial/c27
HP, barbecue, tomato?
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that's something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem...
Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.
The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.
couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm
There's three reasons actually, they're needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.






top 97 comments