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[–] 116 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.

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  • [–] 104 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    As a man of culture... I concur.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.

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  • [–] 76 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Emotional support weenis. 😌

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  • [–] 61 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  • [–] 24 points 1 week ago* (3 children)

    *Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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    In retrospect I think Al was just always constipated, the only time in my life that I would’ve turned down sex with Katy Segal is when I hadn’t shit for 10 days(lots of opiates after surgery). I’d have paid for a toilet to go to college by the end of it if it meant I could shit

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  • [–] 46 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.

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  • [–] 123 points 1 week ago* (25 children)

    I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] [S] 35 points 1 week ago (23 children)

    But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Why would you do that‽ 😬😂

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  • [–] 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it's boredom.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I'm intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago* (3 children)

    Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.

    Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno... Hopefully that wasn't offensive.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y'know the cold feeling.

    That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It's not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.

    Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn't painful.

    Don't worry about being offensive, I genuinely can't think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago

    Thank you for sharing and that's good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.

    I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it's too late. For some reason, I didn't even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.

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  • [–] 91 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Aww ☹️

    Somebody will move it for you some day!

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  • [–] 78 points 1 week ago (16 children)

    Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    It's a pretty common nickname for what it is

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    True but also it would be a great name for a punk band specifically

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    If that's something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem...

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago

    Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.

    The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago

    couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    There's three reasons actually, they're needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.

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