It doesn’t just stay in one place tho. It opens up for a seconds and vibrates… sometimes it squeezes shut a bit just before the big reveal
I never realized how sassy that mfer is
When I was younger I got curious and watched my butthole fart in the mirror and now whenever I hear a fart I picture their butthole
Usually when I’m in a public bathroom I’m listening to the guy next to me giving birth to a butt baby and all the wet plops that go with it.
Thanks to u/FauxPseudo I was inspired to make a Detroit style pizza with a sheet of wings and homemade sauce.
Had a great time putting this together with my son tonight. The dough came out just a bit too doughy in the middle but otherwise it was perfect! I think next time I’ll only do 1.5x the recipe of dough instead of 2x
Obligatory cat pix
I’ve taken about 8 shits today and my ass is completely raw and blown out. I don’t even know how that much feces can be inside of me at one time.
I ran out of coffee and have been drinking energy drinks all week. So I just bought more coffee and immediately it started coming out in heaps. Like I filled the bowl all the way to the top and had to flush it down before it clogged.
Then every subsequent shit also filled the bowl and I had to flush it to keep it from clogging again. I think there was like 10 pounds of shit total.
How is this possible???
