The drone for Kuzco, the drone chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's drone.

MAGA has become the thing they hate the most: a minority.

The more he doubles down it gets easier to understand how he bankrupted a casino

His son was arrested for child pornography so he needed to manufacturer headlines to create a distraction. He's pulling the Nicki Minaj tactic.

I lost my job for no reason or rhyme. Guess that means it's marti time!

At least things are so broken now that little improvements seem huge. For example, look at Mamdani filling potholes in NYC.

The live stream would also be for his own safety because we all know how that went with Epstein

*Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering

The fourth amendment decrees that necromancy checkpoints shal have advanced public announcement by the town crier.

It's better for your teeth if you eat it all at once. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

Especially if the scammer is living in a country where $200 is a lot of money or if they themselves are victims of human trafficking. Anything with value can be re-sold.

I feel like he is a human stock market bubble. One day one of the banks will ask for repayment but he can't pay because he spent all his cash on hand to make a flying car and then it snowballs into a collapse of the financial system.