That would require the administration to have humor, empathy, and the best interests of citizens at heart. They'd rather just fearmonger and grift.

One more tale in support of "not everything needs to be on the network".

Awesome, looks great! My favorite costume I ever did was as Fry dressed up a robot from the robot planet episode. I kept and used the saucepan for years afterwards!

It's a rock fact!

I can't tell if this is a statement about makeup/surgical cosmetics/societal pressure, or if I'm reading way too into it and it's just a silly comic about carving pumpkins 🧐

Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?

A magnificent horse, with the brain of a bird.

They're posting thoughts about showers. Shower thoughts.

Or there's a particularly good sunbeam shining on the couch. Could be that.

What is a car subscription?

I do this, it's a game changer not just for dishes but all kinds of cleanup jobs.

Tree law is interwoven throughout bird law as well.