I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

A 10 inch hunting rifle, yes.

I was told this during my first aid training. I was also told that if I'm sued, and was following the training I was provided (St John Ambulance, UK) they would cover liability. Only the training though, no tracheotomy with a biro lol. In addition, a quick search says, there has never been a successful case of suing a first aider in the UK, and the SARAH Act has further strengthened this position.

It's from here, if you're unaware. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Merchant_of_Venice?wprov=sfla1

A fan of Steve Jobs.

My back still hurts from the hauling CRT!

Christ, glad I go AMD

The town where you were born... Vauxhall Nova

Now we know...

I feel like shit rolled in glitter

Jesus, I misread the sub as not the onion. I got to the Ouija board bit...

Hey dear, I see what you did there.