Sometimes I tell them it's going bad and then they don't ask again for a while.

"Not so bad, and you?" Every time

*internal screaming

"Hey, hows it going?"

*internal-- "Good! How're you?" *--screaming

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

I try to just give the polite version of my actual answer, unless they're a close friend or I don't feel like talking at all and just wanna move on

I prefer being sincere even if its a polite version

Given that's David Lynch, I'd say his answer is true in this photo's context and a sign of the undead apocalypse otherwise.

I just hope being pictured with Laura Loomer doesn’t sully his legacy.

I feel like shit rolled in glitter

"How've you been?""A bit too busy...""...😶...""...but otherwise fine, thanks!""🙂"