But his kids do which is even worse

I thought he built a giant complex for all the moms and kids to live together with him?

Took me way too long to “see what you did there”

I'd still say valid military target, just in case.

Will Elon:

A) Learn from his mistake
B) Rage and try to have Enderman procecuted

Cast your votes now.

Just when I think I hate people, I love people.

Lemmy Gold 🏅

Brilliant.

is this enderman the youtuber

Now he'll tell his kids that their gifts were stolen by radical leftists.

Assuming he has any contact with them.

A small inconvenience for the parasite but this is the equivalent of slapping an ice cream cone out of this dweebs hand and I'm here for it.

The more I think about it, guy should have just told customer service that one of his dozen kids got ahold of his credit card and to freeze any future orders lol. Lmao even.

hell yeah

Just another narcissist. They tend to be dumb because they think they know everything and rarely learn new things.

incognito

uses his real name and address and broadcasts the whole thing to the entire internet

Truly a Tony Stark-level genius.

Hey. Do NOT let Elon have the funny numbers. They're mine, you joyless dweeb! 69 420 1312 666 1337 5318008 <-- this is where I keep them, feel free to borrow a couple or share more

atleast he is not using "67"

Its annoyingly close to my spam email address, now I gotta change it.

Does this even appeal to anyone? "We can automate the only part of consumer capitalism that's any fun?" Seriously?

Billionaires have so much money they literally can't spend it all. A bot could blow $100K on their behalf and they could laugh it off as a funny story.

They've worked very hard to divorce their fate from the fate of the general public, that has worked, and it shows in ways they don't even perceive anymore. They don't have any reason to look for good deals. This is strictly an imaginary scenario for little people, from their point of view.

"Your computer has detected your credit card and is automatically purchasing items it thinks you need" was a very old Dilbert comic strip.

Found 10000 prime phishing targets.

Works fine if you never have to worry about your credit card bill.

Not much when one has hundreds of billions.

What are you talking about? Daddy Elon would never do anything nefarious with your data! He only has the good of humanity in mind!

Can grok be mistrained to spend a few millions on shit it becomes convinced Elmo needs? Would be kinda funny

So...a "fun" reminder about the wealth gap. If you're in the top 0.1% of wealth in the US, you're still closer to homeless than you are to the billionaire+ class.

A source I found puts the top 0.1% at $64 million net worth (link) And the difference between 64 million and a billion is about a billion.

Perfectly compatible with a democratic society too!

Two. The billing and shipping addresses are different.

he wants children that he can download his mind into.

Wow looks exactly like the LA and San Diego that Iran was just talking about!

I guarantee you he hasn't even looked at a utility bill since he bought the place.

What is it with american houses and having like 20 different roof surfaces?

Honestly, people that rich don't need to be worrying about their home address being public. Hell, we all used to have the addresses of everyone in town delivered to our front door. It was called the White/Yellow pages.

For people this rich, there's really no danger of their home address being public. Their homes have extensive security guards and tall fences. The address of someone like a twitch streamer getting doxed is a big deal. They're mostly just ordinary people that happen to have a very public job. If you're an average person without a security detail, having your address public means some rando could show up at your front door. For a billionaire, having your address leaked just gets added to the threat profile of your security team.

It‘s the coop for the latest mother of his child army.

He has a shitload of kids with different women, all through artificial insemination.

This is probably where some of his kids live.

All of Austin is like this. It's really incredibly boring, very little to do (esp if you like natural beauty and the outdoors), and all has a mid tier feel. San Antonio at least has some neat architecture but Austin feels like one giant strip mall. I don't think I'd ever leave coastal northern California (even with absurd taxes that aren't actually used in a society improving way) but if I really wanted to avoid taxes at least parts of Nevada are close to the Sierras, or close to Zion.

Apparently sold for $4.5M last, per Redfin. Less than I'd have thought.

It looks like the address for the PO Boxes at the post office

Shipadick.com would be a terrible site to visit. Don't do that.