Just when I think I hate people, I love people.

"Oh no, he deported my Mexican wife that he joked about deporting!"

Yes, and he also realizes he can say the stupidest things and they'd clap.

Closer? It's standing right behind me isn't it?

iiiiiit's SHOWTIME!!!

proceeds to barely avoid kicking random commuters in the face. Fails sometimes.

Fuck these asshats.

I was gonna say, it's always called defense even when it's obviously offense.

And it would still run when you had it plugged in. I could remove the battery from my old Galaxy S2, plug it in and it would work. And if I remember correctly, the same thing went for most of the phones I had before that.

Me - trying to fall asleep but my stomach hurts because I ate half a bag of chips before bed:

"You can't say that! You don't know my life!"

You know, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

Poor people have to enlist in the military for the opportunity. Not saying that everyone in the military signed up for this reason, but the amount of people that did is definitely higher that zero.

Lol, our cat also scratches the walls, entrance and roof of the litter box instead of the actual litter. She will do this for up to five minutes, and then get upset that it didn't work. Then we got a kitten who started out digging like normal but after observing her older sibling, she now also scratches the walls and roof of the litter box, because kittens learn from older cats how to cat. Which is great, unless the older cat is a total moron, lol.

My previous cat had arthritis too and it resulted in similar problems, so I did consider it. But this cat is very young, and not showing any mobility issues. However, she is definitely a bit weird, lol.