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[–] 39 points 2 months ago

This totally did sort of used to happen but only for rich people. Juries would often acquit the wealthy for dueling because when they did it, it was seen as honoring a tradition.

No money or land though? Then you just were brawling.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    Not every duel was to the death. Bring back sword duels to first blood.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly, just giving everyone one free face punch per year would be a good start.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Were there other steps between first blood and death? Surrender I guess?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (7 children)

    I believe Hamilton had a 10 step approach to duels to the death. There were about 9 stages of varying surrenders and draws leading up to the death.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    This is a misinterpretation of “Ten Duel Commandments”, which does not mention a 10-step nor a 9-stage approach for the duel itself, but the process of setting it up, of which at any point one may chicken out. The segment’s formulation of the process as ten points (which I’ll reproduce here from Wikipedia) is original but apparently does nicely sum up the rules:

    1. Demand satisfaction. No dueling is necessary if they apologize.
    2. If they do not apologize, choose someone to act as your second, your lieutenant.
    3. Have your seconds negotiate a resolution, or the location and date for the duel.
    4. If a duel is settled, choose your weapons and have a doctor present.
    5. Duel before dawn.
    6. Write a note for your next of kin.
    7. Confess your sins.
    8. Once again, have your seconds attempt to negotiate peace.
    9. Aim no higher than the dueler's eye.
    10. Count ten paces, then fire.
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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    OK bubba. Please learn how to formulate your own thought instead of AI.

    But in your hubris to correct me with Wikipedia, you forgot about the musical Hamilton...

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    i’m not using AI 😭 your comment makes it sound like the duel itself and not the preparation has nine stages, and that it only stops with death when they just fire

    I’m a bit confused about your second paragraph. I am talking about Ten Duel Commandments from the musical Hamilton. The list is Wikipedia’s summary of the number/song.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child)

    It really reads like an AI attempting to paraphrase the lyrics of the song without infringing upon copyright.

    The 10 Rap Commandments was an homage to Biggies "10 Crack Commandments". LMM put in tons of references to hiphop culture, literature, and pop-culture. I particularly like how he managed to work in "Screw your courage to the sticking place" as a reference to both Macbeth and the best song in his favorite Disney movie (Beauty and the Beast). (My opinion on being best song in B&B. Probably #2 for Disney Villain songs...Be Prepared has my #1 spot)

    Man the dude is such an impressive lyricist. I can't say I care much for his singing...he's talented, don't get me wrong, but far from the best singer in the original cast (which itself is a huge contest but probably Leslie Odom Jr (Burr), though Renee Goldsbury (Angelica Schuyler) or Philippa Soo (Elizabeth Schuyler/Hamilton) were both absolutely amazing too..."Burn" still gives me chills)....but writing is really his strength.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    could you tell me how what I wrote sounds like AI? again, I have always maintained (proper attribution) that the list from one to ten I copied from Wikipedia. that part sounds slightly more like AI because AI trained on that, but I don’t see why someone summarizing a song while avoiding violating copyright (for a Wikipedia article) sounds like AI.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think that would just be modern fencing. You use something that hurts but doesn't draw blood.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I've fenced with blunted rapiers, that's just a sport. No i think the danger has to be real to count, with proper swords, type to be either agreed upon by both parties or even better run what ya brung, and have at it. Combatants might yet be mortally wounded, but it's not a predetermined outcome.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I think Monkey Knife Fights in international waters could solve must of the world's differences.

    Also, Giant Mechs would smooth out international land disputes over night: just check out the documentary Robot Jox.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Breaking News: Amazon employee and workers rights activist challenged Killgore Union-Strangler to a fight to the death and lost.

    As proof they signed a contract with an official notary present, Mr. Fraudsalot McBribe.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    I can see the allure because it implies that every conflict could become life-threatening, therefore everybody should weigh their words carefully.

    In reality though it would emphasize the weight of trained duellists higher than those with well-informed convictions. If you cannot speak the truth because well-paid professional duellists could suppress you anytime by threat of duel (or shame of declining it).

    There is a good reason why pretty much every modern civilization stopped this practise: Too much was needlessly lost (see Hamilton, Fermat, many students in the 18th century Europe...).

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    It could just be me, but I see no shame at all in declining a duel. Or are we going to go back to when the challenged get to choose the weapon and location? Naked, with whips, to the death would likely make most people trained with a firearm question it. I'm not sure how popular whips are, but I wouldnt consider myself completely inept with them and could probably tag their twig and berries pretty early on in the fight.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Refusing to participate in a ritual that is commonly practiced will always make society recoil. As the system gets normalized and the idea of dueling loses its absurdity, refusing to participate in them after commiting to an idea would inevitably send the message that you don't truly believe in your words, at least not enough to "bet everything on it". And not having enough resources/experience to stand your ground would literally cost you your life.

    Besides, we already have dueling in the court of law.

    -I believe your organization has wronged me, I demand retribution

    -I disagree and to double down by inviting you to sue me

    Now do you put your capital and livelyhood at risk to stand your ground or back off?

    • You can not represent yourself (You don't have experience)
    • Your opponent has a whole legal team and doesn't have to sacrifice production to fight you (You lack the resources to fight back)
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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    There's got to be some weapon that's impossible to aim, takes no skill, and kills instantly. Something to make it a 50/50 chance with no lingering injury for the winner.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    In germany in the 18th/19th century there was the extreme duelling form of "übers Sacktuch schießen" where both duellists stood very close (both gripping the same cloth) and were shooting at the same time with pistols, but only one was loaded. Since the distance was so close, missing was impossible and only random chance decided the winner/survivor.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Yes and how do we verify that the dead person consented?

    I shit you not this precisely is why dueling is illegal.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Generally via public challenges and consent delivered to 3rd party witnesses (seconds) that could verify that the duel took place in an agreed upon manner. It was, in certain times and places, very legal and ritualized.

    The real reason is that it doesn't actually settle disputes. It mostly serves as a nuclear option to elevate arguments, attack someone else's character, or simply a legal loophole for violent sociopaths. See: this crazy example.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    By the witnesses? Formal dueling had rules and rituals involving a number of people with ways to get out until the last moment. Informal dueling not so much. And on the spot fighting none at all.

    Society was more responsible for the death of formal dueling than the law. Informal dueling and plain fighting were almost always considered murder.

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  • [+] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    So... I have thoughts on this, there is a reason the heyday of formal dueling went away.

    1. The concept that ones honor was an intangable part of ones person is not as guarded as it was in the 1790s.

    2. We know how to make not shit guns.

    The point of the formal duel was to stand your ground against the risk of being hurt, not to purpously maim your opponent. This only worked because smooth bore pistols could be weilded by the common man, and they were unlikely to hit the other person (even if you were practiced). The other part was having your second negotiate with the other party on your behalf and waiting a full day at a minimum before any actions were taken (other than making arrangments for arms, a venue and hopefully a doctor).

    This whole process would simply not work in [current year] because none of the societal factors are in place. People would not patiently wait 24 hours before taking action, honor is not ascribed to be part of ones person these days, and guns work... they shoot where you point them (so skill is a much bigger factor now than luck, which defeats the purpous).

    I so wish as a society we had a conflict resolver that fit a similar role, but thats pure fantasy.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Well, to be fair, we know how to make both good guns and shit guns. We didn't forget how to make crap guns; we just stopped making them. If we really wanted to, we could probably make deliberately poor guns intended just for dueling. We could make low-powered inaccurate guns. Make them low powered so that a lucky shot directly to the aorta would kill someone, but even a shot right in the center of mass won't be lethal. And the low accuracy ensures a low chance of a critical hit.

    Now, there are bigger problems with the idea, as you note. But at least the firearms issue would be perfectly solvable through the manufacture of special dueling pistols.

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  • [+] 49 points 2 months ago (33 children)
  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think it is necessary to have some limitations to avoid people being pressured or coerced into 'consenting' to things they really shouldn't. Because otherwise you're going to get scenarios where it's rather dubious to imagine someone really sincerely consented to getting killed.

    Consider something like Squid Game. Every participant joined the games voluntarily, at least on paper. They're even given the opportunity to leave, only for many of them to come back because their lives in poverty are that bad, and they have families who need the money, need it so badly that they'll take such an extreme risk. So is that consent? Should that be a legal form of dueling? Or is the entire message of the show that it very much shouldn't be?

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  • [–] 70 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    i think the issue with consent is that when power imbalences are involved, it becomes very hard to tell if it is actually present.

    like someone whose needs are not met can be pressured into giving consent for things they do not actually consent to, in exchange for what they need most.

    we really need to make sure that everyone is provided for and social power imbalences aren't too big, to make consent actually work.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Power is generally best off dissolved anyway.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    There's not a realistic chance of that happening. There is a realistic chance of consent laws being changed to allow very easy access to assisted suicide and other things. One is a minor change to existing law, the other is a complete transformation of society. One belongs in real-world discussions of governmental policy, the other in political theory. When discussing the very real problems with consent and power imbalance in our real world, "just dissolve all power," is not a serious solution.

    "Dissolve all power" is a good answer to the question, "what would an ideal society look like?" It's a very poor answer to, "how do we avoid coercion in our medical aid in dying programs?"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This doesn't really have anything to do with what you said, other than some assumptions you seem to be making that I'd like to push back on. Mostly, just the idea that things will continue to work the way they have in the future. Which they will not. We are in full-blown collapse right now, and there are NO policy changes that will make a lasting impact or can stop it from happening.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    I just don't find building castles in the sky to be particularly productive. Will our environmental crises require major reforms to society? Yes. But if you think a climate crisis is the ideal time to finally produce the socialist utopia you dream of, you're insane. Crises like these historically lead to totalitarianism and reduced social mobility.

    If your analysis doesn't start with, "let's start at the current state of the world and see how we can reform it," you're not being productive. We've been in this civilization game for 10,000 years. No one gets to start fresh with a blank slate. This is a relay race.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    You're right, but you're also missing my point. The time to be productive is long past. There is no reforming our way out of this. We will experience the worst possible scenario before any of this gets any better. It is far more productive to learn and practice resilience at this point.

    If an ideal socialist utopia is produced, it won't be something that any of us ever see, and we need to start getting a lot more comfortable with that idea, while also recognizing that none of it ever gets better without us right now learning the right things.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Sure, and there's not a realistic chance of reducing emissions to the point humanity avoids extinction either.

    We have to destroy capitalism anyway if we want our grandchildren to have a chance at survival. Why not abolish other involuntary hierarchies while we're at it?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This all or nothing thinking is generally counterproductive to actual progress.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    "All or nothing thinking" is also known as a paradigm shift. Or a revolution, when it comes to those thoughts becoming political reality. Those do in fact happen and often make things better.

    I don't expect perfection. A society that prioritizes abolishing involuntary hierarchies is going to have a lot of issues. But it's going to be better for human survival than a society that prioritizes accumulation of capital.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    We also don't do this, because it will lead to people agreeing to be killed for money. Also you'd need everybody involved to undergo a mental evaluation. We wouldn't want manipulable people bring killed for sport. Because let's not kid ourselves, that would absolutely happen. And so we just don't allow it at all.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, think about it this way, if you were suicidal, but you knew that there was some rich dude that loved killing people, and watching them scream in terror as their life drained from their body, but would pay you, or pay your family, like a quarter of a million dollars to torture you to death....

    That's like a win-win, right?

    You're taking care of your family, you're killing yourself, some dude gets his rocks off, everyone walks away happy.

    No! That's an abhorrent thing, and it should not be allowed to happen, but it definitely would happen if this were made a law.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Most people who survive a suicide attempt are very happy they did. Suicidal ideation should not be promoted, it's a mental health emergency. Also, what you will see even more often is people being bullied into a situation like that. This is really a situation with minuscule to no benefits and enormous potential for harm, so I really don't get why people argue for it. Bodily autonomy yes, very sick people should be allowed to end their lives on their terms. I absolutely agree with that. Anything else is just bullshit.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Where are you getting that people who survive are happy? Happy immediately or over time eventually they're glad? What about all the people who have multiple attempts? Maybe some are jolted out of their mindset when suicide intervention happens, sure, but how many are just trying to get out of psychiatric care/ suicide watch by agreeing they're happy now. Also maybe people who don't succeed are half assing the attempt and of course are happy in the end it didn't work out. Idk. As someone who attempted this line always rings untrue to me.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    people have the right to consent to anything being done to their body or not, but also that consent can be given or rescinded at any time.

    • Challenge someone to a duel

    • Pistols at dawn

    • The instant they fire, yell out "I don't consent to this!"

    • Die anyway

    • They go to jail for murder

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think a solid middle ground could be notarized, witnessed contracts for ensuring the consensuality of dueling/bodily harm.

    Since if someone asks to be killed they can’t exactly confirm that consent after the fact y’know?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    It’s difficult, because consent can be revoked at any time. So you could sign a contract em and then revoke consent (or others could use this to void the contract).

    This is why, in many countries with euthanasia laws, euthanasia is assisted suicide in the literal sense as well; the person dying needs to physical pull the trigger.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I think this is too individualistic of a framing for something that has a real cost to the community and society as a whole. Even putting aside the moral problems with you killing yourself and leaving your family, there's also a legal issue with you abandoning your dependents.

    If a father goes and gets himself killed in a duel he's not just harming himself, he's harming both the children and mother of the children who depend on him.

    And on a grander scale society has taken care of you for many moments in your life and it is only fair that you contribute back to the society that raised you.

    Whether you like it or not you have certain duties to society and society has a legitimate interest in preventing you from getting out of those obligations by killing yourself.

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    My argument isn't we shouldn't do it because it's hard and messy, it's that we shouldn't do it because it irrevocably harms the community and society so the community and society has a right to try and stop it.

    It does serve people, if that father fails the suicide attempt or gets busted by the cops before he can duel, then we can put him in treatment and try and help him out which can keep him alive and supporting his family. If we just throw our hands up and say "you do you" and he gets himself killed for sure then there's no helping him or his family.

    Your seems like an argument against having laws against anything then. Yeah people are going to do crimes, that doesn't mean we as a society shouldn't try and dissuade them from doing it.

    If you go by this logic why shouldn't we have ash trays in bars? Sure we as a society think smoking in bars is a nuisance, but some people are going to do it any way so why make it messier and more complicated for them? Should we not even have laws in place banning smoking indoors?

    Laws and rules also have a normative function as well. An indoor smoking ban isn't really enforced by the state, and not even by the bartender as much, it's enforced by everyone at the bar who understands it's a nuisance and will yell at you if you do it. We as a society shame those who break the rules, and we should be shaming people who do extremely selfish acts like suicide or dueling. If it were allowed and normal more people would engage in these acts as there's less of a cost to them.

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    For abortion I wouldn't argue a fetus is a part of society. If you deny it care then I have no problem with that. If you deny a child care though that's neglect and we as a society should step in to ensure that child gets a good upbringing. Same with child support, if we're going for the full libertarian personal freedom principle then a deadbeat dad has no obligation to his children and should be free to abandon them. His actions aren't directly physically harming the child so he should be able to do what he wants.

    Abandoning your child is shunting your responsibilities and putting real costs on society .

    anyone who argues that position is on the slippery slope to supporting slavery.

    Do you recognize any case where societal duty trumps bodily autonomy or is that always a slippery slope to slavery?

    I think that moral view is too value hierarchical and Deontological, reliant on rules, such as bodily autonomy always trumps societal duty.

    While this is true in a lot of cases, such as drug use and abortion, there are some cases where it isn't. One of them pertaining directly to slavery is the civil war. How does Lincoln end slavery without violating the bodily autonomy of millions of men to fight a war with the south? If we follow the rule that bodily autonomy trumps societal duty then a draft can never be justified, and then the north loses the war and my ancestors are enslaved for way longer then they needed to be.

    Of course a draft is not always justified, we shouldn't be violating the bodily autonomy of millions of men to fight communists in vietnam. This is where deontology fails as the ethics of something like a draft are based more on the specifities of the case rather then any general rule or hierarchy of values.

    This is where a more dialectical approach to ethics is valuable. We can recognize the values of bodily autonomy and societal duty in tension. They are in conversation and sometimes one is more relevant to the situation while other times the other value is.

    So in the case of suicide we can look at the harm it's doing to society against the value of bodily autonomy. If that person has no societal value or obligations, say a retired person, then sure there bodily autonomy can be more important and they should be able to kill themselves. But if there value to society and there dependents and obligations are greater then I say there can be cases where societal duty trumps bodily autonomy.

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  • Consent requires someone to be of sound mind though. Someone can't consent to sex when they're drunk. I would argue that there are some activities where simply consenting to them is demonstration of mental malady or incapacity. A rational and mentally well person would not consent to have themselves voluntarily killed by a serial killer. If you post an ad offering to let someone literally tear you to pieces, you're clearly not of sound mind. Now, I'm not in favor of punishing people for surviving an attempted suicide, but I am perfectly fine punishing people who would take advantage of mentally unwell suicidal people by getting them to consent to all sorts of horrible and lethal things.

    It's different in the case of medically assisted suicide that the person is not irrational. Someone of perfectly sound and rational mind can recognize that a slow, painful, and humiliating death is worse than a quick and painless one. If religion weren't a factor, most people with diagnosis like Alzheimers or painful untreatable cancers would end up going that route.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    i think society in general just gets the ick from the idea of people consenting to things being done to their body that they personally dont understand or would never want and tries to stop it to satisfy their own feelings. we see this applied to all kinds of things like abortion, body modification, drug use, suicide, gender transition, sex acts, sexual partners, etc.

    These are not all the same thing. Drug use costs society, not just the drug user. Bridge/train jumpers are some of the most selfish people out there; forcing your suicide onto an unrelated driver is the epitome of an asshole move.

    Your body your choice is right, but that stops right at the line where it crosses over into other peoples lives.

    My point being, duels to the death very easy to argue against simply because of the societal cost of managing them, while completely ignoring any so called 'ick factor' it may or may not have on the majority of people.

    Would you be one the people to sign up for body cleaning duty? Would you be happy paying taxes for the dueling arena where it is impossible to prove that there was consent the whole time, every time?

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    If every dual ended with at least one dead - as opposed to incapacitated - then it’d probably be fine. The problems as I see it is that it can be both extremely easy and ridiculously difficult to kill someone. If you just wing the opposition do you then have to finish them? What if they’re left a vegetable - who pays to keep the machine on; or do you pop back to the hospital and complete the job at a later date?

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  • [–] -1 points 2 months ago

    So what about suicide assistance for people without any sort of illness?

    How do you feel about bodily autonomy if the person is choosing to die at 18 just because they don't want to work 9 to 5 and believe they'll never be rich, and that alone makes them want to end it?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think it’s an Oregon.. not sure. But there’s a state that lets Consenting adults participate in a fist fight as long as a police officer referees it

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    People, people, please! What's with all this violence? I have a different proposal. How about every year, for one day only...

    (you know where this is going)

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    Can I just take a fishing boat out and sit there for 24 hours

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    it's 100% legal as long as both of them die.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Why struggling of giving the right to live decently, why we could defend the right to kill each other ?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Lotta shining intellects in here debating a fucking meme

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    lol what no wtf why are you looking for a loophole to kill peeps, you murder hobo

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    In the US Mutual Combat is mostly legal in Washington and Texas, but not to the death

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Are you from. Texas? If so then you're in luck.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    and that's what you missed on hamilton

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