I'd choose the entirety of American politics.

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Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?

Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.

I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.

That's just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they're already set up.

B-but billionaires have rights too!!

Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or...

Using Hawking radiation!

Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^

They just merge. They're just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.

"are we there yet" ... "are we there yet"...

From your point of view yes. I guess it fades into the infrared and keeps fading away.

That just makes it a worse fate

What if someone pushed?

This one's underrated

There's precious life on the planet. It's beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.

Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.

The Sarlac pit might be a blessing since the Mandalorian suggests you could escape, but a blackhole… that’d suck.

Just toss in a rock, it’d have the same result.

Jokes on you, the universe only has one extremely busy electron.

Why?

It's actually only a handful out of the 3500 species that's an issue.

ecosystem equilibriates by inventing super-mosquito

The perception of that country Israeli quite poor at the moment.

Now what the heck is a black hole gonna do with those?

IIRC, and understand the theory correctly, I believe your best chance for survival is a spinning supermassive black hole. I think that's the one that might not spaghettify you. I know you want supermassive, just can't remember if you want it spinning or stationary.

If you can survive it, you'll end up at the end of the universe within your own lifetime, due to time dilation. Possibly almost instantly from your perspective. Not sure what you'd do at that point though.

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