What distinguishes zebras from horses is that zebras live in anonymous herds. That is, they like to clump together to ward off predators, but they donβt know or like each other. They are not a uniform group with a leader. Horses on the other hand do have authorities and followers among them. And humans can hijack the role of the leader.
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The Cow says: Moo!
The Horse says: Neigh!
The Zebra says: I ain't nobody's bitch!
Jet Li says: You, are mine.
Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.
βMotherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ainβt for the insta, thatβs for sure. Iβm quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.β
I thought the stripes were actually camouflage and theyβre just monochromatic because the things theyβre hiding from have poor color vision.
Latest theory I heard was:
A 2014 study found a correlation between striping and overlap with horse and tsetse fly populations and activity. Other studies have found that zebras are rarely targeted by these insect species. Caro and colleagues (2019) studied captive zebras and horses and observed that neither could deter flies from a distance, but zebra stripes kept flies from landing, both on zebras and horses dressed in zebra print coats. [β¦] White or light stripes painted on dark bodies have also been found to reduce fly irritations in both cattle and humans.
The truth is we don't actually know because the zebras don't want us to:
So, the question why zebras have stripes have proven very difficult and not without risks β Stephen Cobb has been bitten in the arm and admitted to hospital twice. Despite the extra vigour of recent work, the answer remains inconclusive.
There's some accounts throughout history, but humans generally leave them alone. They're aggressive creatures surrounded by even more aggressive killing machines. So it stands to reason that an animal in that environment would be pretty tough to tame.

It has to do with social structures from what I read a while ago.
Horses have a hierarchical structure and zebras don't.
What you don't spot on that picture is the front "zebra" in the back, is a painted horse. Apparently that helped the zebras remain more calm
Literally everything in Africa has evolved to run away from humans, because when animals hear human speech and don't run away they get eaten or domesticated.
When you look at a map of domesticated animals origins, not a single one comes from Africa. All the animals there know what humans are like no matter how we try fooling them.
Oh yah here's the video sourcing that shit I just listened to today https://youtu.be/EqGxxWvDXsM
In the 1980s, in Tijuana, tourist kids could ride horses painted like zebras.
One of them is killing a freaking alligator.
Hey, stop it zebra, you have to adhere to the rules of the food chain!
I honestly wonder if we actually COULD domesticate zebras but it would taking centuries or millennia. Just like other domesticated species.
No. Zebras don't have a herd hierarchy we can exploit. With horses you pick out the lead horse, tame it and boom, the whole herd follows you.
With zebras you get one zebra, if you're very lucky. More likely you'll get kicked and bitten.
Like African wild cats! You'd just get some hell monster that doesn't do what it's told and attacks you at random.
Isn't that basically all cats
Selective breeding is no different than natural evolution in how drastically it can change an organism given enough time and the right selections for βfitnessβ.
So you could produce a domesticated, tame zebra β but waiting on and favoring the right mutations would take a very long time and be prohibitively expensive. Itβs possible, but not realistically feasible.
They are also not suited to be riding them, even if they were tame.
Horses aren't either, and people still do it.
No, i mean, Zebras have a weaker back and are also smaller.
looks fake
Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They're not striped because of camouflage; that's their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders.
There's not many animals that haven't been domesticated because they're cunts. And zebras are one.
Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them.
Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it,
"scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be"
Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true
We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds.
There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing
I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni.
Here is the video. The zebra bites around 1:00.
Hm it's not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied.
Thanks for sharing!
Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by.
crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat...freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that.
What's crazy to me is that the zebra seems to display no emotion at all while the crocodile literally rips its leg off.
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