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[+] mEEGal@lemmy.world -13 points 8 months ago (16 children) looks fake permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [โ] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 97 points 8 months ago (7 children) Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They're not striped because of camouflage; that's their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [โ] Denjin@feddit.uk 52 points 8 months ago (6 children) There's not many animals that haven't been domesticated because they're cunts. And zebras are one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [โ] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 8 months ago (5 children) Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [โ] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 8 months ago* Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it, "scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be" permalink fedilink source parent [โ] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true permalink fedilink source parent [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds. There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent [โ] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago (6 children) Here is the video. The zebra bites around 1:00. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (2 children) Hm it's not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pageflight@piefed.social 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago thank you for sharing ๐๐ permalink fedilink source parent [โ] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat...freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 8 months ago What's crazy to me is that the zebra seems to display no emotion at all while the crocodile literally rips its leg off. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago zebras are known to attack predators, and horses love to bite. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 97 points 8 months ago (7 children) Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They're not striped because of camouflage; that's their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [โ] Denjin@feddit.uk 52 points 8 months ago (6 children) There's not many animals that haven't been domesticated because they're cunts. And zebras are one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [โ] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 8 months ago (5 children) Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [โ] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 8 months ago* Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it, "scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be" permalink fedilink source parent [โ] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true permalink fedilink source parent [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds. There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Denjin@feddit.uk 52 points 8 months ago (6 children) There's not many animals that haven't been domesticated because they're cunts. And zebras are one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [โ] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 8 months ago (5 children) Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [โ] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 8 months ago* Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it, "scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be" permalink fedilink source parent [โ] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true permalink fedilink source parent [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds. There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 8 months ago (5 children) Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [โ] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 8 months ago* Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it, "scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be" permalink fedilink source parent [โ] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true permalink fedilink source parent [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds. There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Krauerking@lemy.lol 22 points 8 months ago* Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it, "scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be" permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds. There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I've been tested - don't have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they're not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn't need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I'd be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago (6 children) Here is the video. The zebra bites around 1:00. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (2 children) Hm it's not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pageflight@piefed.social 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago thank you for sharing ๐๐ permalink fedilink source parent [โ] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat...freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 8 months ago What's crazy to me is that the zebra seems to display no emotion at all while the crocodile literally rips its leg off. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (2 children) Hm it's not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pageflight@piefed.social 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] pageflight@piefed.social 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago thank you for sharing ๐๐ permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat...freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 8 months ago What's crazy to me is that the zebra seems to display no emotion at all while the crocodile literally rips its leg off. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago zebras are known to attack predators, and horses love to bite. permalink fedilink source parent
