She can never find gloves that fit, for some reason.

I always assumed it was because they couldn't count. This makes much more sense.

guitars that sound like bagpipes

It's a big country.

She didn't really want to serve to begin with. This can only come as a relief.

Yes, waste the time of the person earning $135k. That makes perfect sense.

Don't listen to the naysayers, train those toddlers!

This should be part of the curriculum when explaining how states work in the US.

I couldn't watch all of this, it was exhausting. How can the people at his rallies be listening to this without realizing his impairment?

This is not the right bike for you and the type of riding you do. If you bought this at a dealer, you might try seeing if they'll take it back in exchange for the other bike you almost went with. Otherwise, selling it and buying the bike that works better is the way to go.

Gowron needs no label.