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[–] 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This has to be fake. Obviously the police would have opened fire and popped the balloon.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    it's a fake story from Casper Planet.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 week ago

    nah, soon will be Kansas problem - Colorado police

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    If it’s inflatable, seems like they could just shoot it.

    Really safest option would be to wait for it to get caught somewhere and puncture it with a blade. But we know cops like guns and also this didn’t happen.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago

    How nice of Wyoming officials

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    While this is fake, there is a real news story about a giant pumpkin “escaping” a farm in North Carolina.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    This should be part of the curriculum when explaining how states work in the US.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    This is how some states handle homelessness.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    🎝 Cotton candy, sweet as gold, let me see your pumpkin roll 🎝

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    colorado would just light one up and watch it go

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  • i've felt the wind in wyoming. that pumpkin had to be doing at least 40

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Exactly how far it would have needed to go straight up to technically be in space

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Depends.

    If you're deciding whether something is an aircraft or a spacecraft:100 kilometers above mean sea level AKA the Kármán line,

    If you're in the US military and want to technically be an astronaut, it's 80km

    Either way, probably a bit high for a pumpkin to jump 😁

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    All praise the Great Pumpkin!

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