Resistance is futile (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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"Found this in my son's room, is he doing heroine" Picture of a plastic bag full of resistors

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[–] 147 points 10 months ago (5 children)

it’s for resisting peer pressure

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    [–] 127 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Sure, it always just starts with "I'll just solder a few resistors here; what's the problem?", but before you know it your kid is gonna be out there giving acid baths to PCBs.

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  • [–] 84 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Found his kit, please help:

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    This is so overkill; all you need is a lighter and a spoon, and those contacts basically bond themselves

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I mean, you solder pipes with a flame, why not circuit boards too?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    There used to be little butane soldering irons back in the day before lithium batteries took over.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Every soldering iron I've ever used has been a desktop station that plugs into the wall.

    Apparently portable soldering irons in general are quite a new concept (1984): https://portasol.com/about-us

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I used to carry one around for work, the butane ones.

    They were great for field technicians, they would work for 3 or 4 solders then be out of butane or just simply stop working for the day lol. Definitely could have been just a shitty style, but it was never the most reliable tool in my bag!

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  • [–] 68 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    The one time my mom sat me down and had a talk about the thermal compound syringe she found while cleaning...

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    All this is a gateway drug to

        5V-|   |       |   |-3V3
       GND-|   |       |   |-IO16
      IO12-|   |_______|   |-IO0
      IO13-|               |-GND
      IO15-|               |-VCC
      IO14-|               |-UDR
       IO2-|   ESP32-CAM   |-UDT
       IO4-|_______________|-GND
    
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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Is that a reference to interest in electronics being a gateway drug to gender transition?

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    My relatives (I lived with them for a few years) found my leftover pipettes and stirring rods from my chemistry classes in my room and they genuinely thought I was doing drugs. One of them harassed me over it and another told me that she's always open if I need to talk about it. But whenever I try explaining that it's for school she brushes me off lmao

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    Worse, he is "soldering"

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine dating a valkyrie. You did well, child.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Not ragging on anyone for ignorance, never will, but it's a little weird how many people are asking what these are, especially in such a nerdy community.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    You're not gonna believe this, but most chemists never touch electronics. "Nerdy" is a really, really, really wide category.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Yes, he is. But these are just resistors.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    I guess she encountered a lot of resistance from all those!

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    Resistance is futile

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    Here's a circuit board with resistors installed. They're used by hobbyists to make their own boards.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CznnpTiCZuk

    However, even for hobbyists, surface mount versions are now common:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xjWBOvforb8

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago*

    Yeah, the first kind is more common when you're a beginner hobbyist and are just starting to learn to solder just using a run of the mill soldering iron and soldering wire, whilst the second kind at the very least requires some experience soldering and a steady hand - as even the largest surface mount components are smaller the Through Hold equivalents and generally one doesn't use the largest - or some special equipment (a soldering over and solder paste - which a paste for of solder which, unlike solder wire, spoils with time if unused).

    However you can make way smaller circuits with the second kind (even if using the bigger surface mount components, though with the smaller ones the different is insane and some things are only really possible in practice to make with the smaller surface mount components) plus many integrated circuits only come in surface mount versions.

    Also the second kind can be wholly and easilly assembled by machines (in fact the really small surface mount components are near impossible for humans to properly place), which is why if you open an electronic device nowadays you'll see it's almost or even entirelly made up of surface mounted components.

    Mind you, nowadays even a hobbyist can just design a circuit with surface mount components and have the whole thing assembled by shops which will do small runs (like just 10 units) all of which pretty cheaply of you use one of the Chinese companies that do those things.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Gonna be a bit hard to push heroin through those. Lotta resistsnce.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Agreed. Super annoying when people ask questions without a question mark.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Worse, he's picked up a nasty through-hole habit.

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    So much worse. Kid's gonna be an engineer.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Next thing you know your room is at perfect temperature all year round with just a few lines of micro python and he keeps a pocket scope under his pillow.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago*

    Can't really tell for sure from the picture but it looks like the purest shit (at worse 5%, possibly even 2%) rather than the run of the mill 10% stuff.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    There was a clip I saw of a mother going through their child's text....

    YOLO? What's that!!!! .... Is YOLO a drug!!!???

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    He need that to keep in check the "High Times".

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    I hear you can do them end to end for a more potent effect!

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    my chemistry-addled brain thought these were GC outlet liners with some weird blue filter material in the middle

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    Ohmy god...ops kid is probably fine, VRI responsible.

    If he starts hanging out with a kid named Eli tho, be careful. I hear he's selling crystal meth now. Idk anything about him except that they call him the "ICE man".

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