You know how the classic saying goes.

First they came for ass-eaters, but I did not speak out because I'm not into ass-eating. Then they came for the chokers, but I did not speak out because I'm not into choking. Then they came for the lesbian smurf vore, and there was no one left to defend my kink.

You're not supposed to eat the scented seat cover, silly.

You're supposed to eat the ass that sat on the scented seat cover.

That's why they had WW3.

They just surreptitiously increase the cost of daylight a few months before, and then give you the normal price during "daylight savings". It's all one big scam.

wait... what is that white blob Shinji is throwing at me?

Fun fact: The United Federation of Planets doesn't practise capital punishment.

It does, however, hand out mandatory red (or yellow in later series) shirts to certain people.

For when you want to make your partner CHIM

Ok, but can I at least emotionally maim the panda?

Am man. Didn't realise before that I wanted a tungsten cube. Now I want one.

The current generation learns that EA is gonna do EA things.

I still haven't forgiven them for Origin, and never will.

space.com link for those who don't wanna spread RT links around

Actually, if all posts had soapy tiddies on them, the bots wouldn't be able to scrape the content to other sites because their advertisers would be all pissy about tiddies everywhere.

...you know what to do.