** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I've heard them saying we've reached Morrowind; I'm sure they'll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
Great, now I want to start the game and not finish the main quest for the hundreth time again.
That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game
Takes Pill
Passes out...
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you're finally awake... Didn't think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there...
I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?
And now they are game branded.
It's obviously Skooma
Mmm moon suger :3
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
Me: What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
Khajit has wares, IF you have coin...
What are gas station pills? Is this some weirdly branded viagra? I've never seen this before...
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming.
You would have be crazy to take it, the last thing I want is to deal with Cliffracers chasing me around.
starts clipping through map
You take these and cliff racers start attacking
Let’s make this quick, outlander. I haven’t much time.
Hey you, you're finally erect.
spoiler
I know it's from Skyrim, just let me have this
The Elder’s Pole III : Hollowskin
For when you want to make your partner CHIM
Hi, my name's Rumba and I'm a licensed pharmacist in four states....
/s
Untested CHIMicals
Speak quickly, Outlander.
They let you jump really high. But you have to land within 15 seconds or you'll die.
Mm, what I'm really after is Oblivion...
Are they? Have they ever been less than maximum sketch?
Skooma comes in pill form?
Clerks Aporoved
why don’t people just buy viagra instead?
Great name for an anti-gas pill. Fart tomorrow, not today.
looking for someone to unlock the cabinet
Where's that wage slave...
Here not long ago...
Reminds me of this guy, he cracks me up. Informative & funny.
Bout to become the Moon-and-Star in my pants and CHIM all over the place.
Do these actually exist? Apart from the whole elder scrolls thing. Can't remember the last time I was at a gas station, but for sure do remember that some had sausages and motor oil on sale right next to each other, sometimes random convenience store crap like fake flash drives too. /genq
telekinesis from around the corner
Might as well take one of each.
Are the owners of these pill companies MAGA or were these around before Jan 2017 or 2024?
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