Look I'm a weirdo of a different flavor and as long as you keep it in the designated weirdo areas and don't take it to the conventions for kids (being a children's show), you do you.
I know what you mean. "Ladies and Gentlemen" is the way I address a psychiatric dayroom when they're getting rowdy. Something about the specific formality of the address is very effective. Communicates respect, reminds them to BE ladies and gentlemen, maybe just catches them off guard, maybe all three. But it's one of the things that's worked best over many years and it would be nice to have something that itches the exact same part of the brain without being gendered.
Yeah there's a reason we get worried when you haven't pooped. It's like you said but then sometimes people also just die of it.
Cortisol and random Epinephrine spikes while talking to other people.
If you're fluent in both get an interpreter certification. In healthcare and probably some other high reliability industries we're not yet at the point where TTS / STT and ai translation can fully interpret yet. Specialty languages like Mandarin take a long time to connect so there's probably a shortage (I know it's got the most speakers worldwide, but the most common 2nd language in the US is Spanish). It's also a telework job, it's almost entirely done by phone / video call these days. You might need to brush up on medical terminology specifically and the finer points of exact translation but if you already know the language that's probably not a huge leap. I'm thinking that's going to get automated in the next 5-10 years but it should get you out nowish which sounds like the goal.
CNA school is also usually only 3 months but is pretty physically intensive and you're stuck with the same patients for the whole shift which sucks if they're unpleasant.
On one hand I hate to do to men what we've done to bi women for time immemorial, but on the other hand also what if it's really really hot...?*
I really wanna model of Kepler's Obsession. Ideally a just kinda little one hopefully metallic? I don't want the huge model from vsauce. Idk maybe I'll treat myself then cover it in eyeballs and feathers.
iirc dogs actually get an oxytocin spike when making eye contact with a well liked human. Hang on a second...
Edit: ya
Eh depends how much jostling it gets and how well stuck it is.
Taking notes for writing tentacle fic later...
I mean. I safely handed off my patients first but other than that actually yeah I just did that LOL. Like just now. I'm at a pizza place. I just can't handle this shit right now.