I'm gonna be the first china doesn't exist guy of lemmy.

And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward

Can you make this a whole series? 😂

Yall need fiber

My China related conspiracy theory:

As a total layman, if I look up the origins of the English word "mango", I find its first use in the 1500's by Portuguese traders converting the Tamil word mankay.

The Chinese word for mango is "mang guo", a cognate. What's weird is that "guo" means roughly "fruit," also used in "ping guo" for apple.

When I ask around if the original Portuguese translation came from the Chinese word, rhe common answer is no, and that's the conspiracy.

I think the word has already transferred into Portuguese through Mandarin before its first recorded use, either through direct trade or via Arabic traders who also visited Mandarin speaking ports.

Because otherwise the match on the "guo" is just too coincidental.

Lemmy: "Greg what is your opinion on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang having an affair with a chinese spy?

Greg: "Laxative, please."

What, y'all never been constipated before?

I'm already training for the 2027 Lemmy no poop July challenge

i would've said "he doesn't read the articles and comments purely on the titles" but that works too

And then had to use the poop knife

Ah, No Number2 November

Why is this in the shitpost sub it should be in a Bosnia post sub

It's good for us to remember our roots.

Wow, Greg has not seen some serious shit.

Dread to think who I'd be...

I once went 9 days without pooping in a hospital. They wouldn't let me use the toilet (wanted me to go in a pan), so I refused to shit. They even gave me laxatives, and I beat them. The nurse said they were going to have to stick things up my ass if I don't shit soon, so I gave up my protest - though was able to use the toilet. It was painful and I clogged it with pure shit. Never again.

Only thing scarier then Greg is the post apocalyptic girls with thier boobs out

Laughs in cystic fibrosis, 3 days is rookie numbers

Every three days is like my normal. I've gone 5 days on more than a few occasions. I even eat a lot of beans and stay hydrated.